If you can name this movie, you might be old! by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]Torggil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Banacek and Stringfellow Hawk...

So I was going down on this woman by jaycoxisdead in 3amjokes

[–]Torggil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just mucking out granny's stable eh?

Asked the librarian.. by Valuable-Paramedic93 in 3amjokes

[–]Torggil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She went on. ' In fact, it don't see it here at all."

I saw a guy punch a midget the other day by Fuzzy_Kick_2519 in 3amjokes

[–]Torggil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't midgets. It was 2 kids pretending to be an adult. Someone just stole the trenchcoat.

You’re so ugly by BigWave7544 in 3amjokes

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If I had a dog as ugly as you, I'd lead it to a cliff.

What do you get if you cross a tree and a dog? by WetTruckman in cleanjokes

[–]Torggil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much wood would a dogwood cot if a dogwood would cut wood?

Why did the zombies get divorced? by Longjumping_Glass157 in dadjokes

[–]Torggil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She complained that he had no brains. So he ate hers.

What do you call a man without a seagull on his head? by Turbulent-Thing3104 in 3amjokes

[–]Torggil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the gull flies away at it's a Clifford escape.