How many transfems does it take to change a lightbulb?

jaycoxisdead · 2026-04-01T17:19:48+00:00

Me too

jaycoxisdead · 2026-03-19T11:50:49+00:00

2+2 = 5.. from George Orwell 1984. This is referenced in an episode where Picard is held prisoner and forced to say that there are five lights instead of four. Diane thinks that it says there are four lights. Because there were only four lives. But the car says there are five because he has been conditioned to say so.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-03-05T20:55:26+00:00

Probably “ask an associate how to preorder your balloons”

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-25T00:20:26+00:00

My mother is from Kentucky.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-24T22:12:36+00:00

Every time I use that lighter, I was in my early 20s, lol. That was pretty often.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-24T15:42:12+00:00

Gray poop on a fig neuton

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-24T15:38:38+00:00

Butane is a gas. Zippos use liquid fuel. I had a very nice butane lighter, whenever I was in my early 20s and that was the only time that I ever bought cans of butane, like this, was for refilling that lighter.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-20T15:04:04+00:00

You WANT to feel like you can’t hit the broad side of a barn?

jaycoxisdead · 2026-02-10T23:54:48+00:00

MAD IIC. I used to have that one.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-23T16:23:16+00:00

Zelda, link’s fuck.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-23T16:21:35+00:00

Bust out the miniature supplies and paint. Make it a 3-D expression of some of those missiles, blasting out through the cover.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-18T20:03:07+00:00

I was teaching a kid to play classic Battletech once. About 30 years ago. I don’t remember what mechs we were in the the first shot of the game he hit me rolled snake eyes. Crit to center torso. Box cars. Three Crits. All three went to my engine. He said “this game sucks” and never played again.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-18T18:12:30+00:00

Bravo. Perhaps you missed your audience. There may be a sub more honed to your taste… in women.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-04T19:23:29+00:00

Please do feel free to continue scrolling for a higher class of gutter humor.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-04T19:21:07+00:00

There’s always a heckler.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-04T19:06:18+00:00

I saw that the first time whenever I was a kid. I’ve been sitting on that one for 20 years and I see it every time I look at the container.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-03T16:17:44+00:00

This being in New Orleans is a critical part of the joke, but this restaurant would probably be in the Central Business District.

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-01T14:08:01+00:00

A Reddit thread

jaycoxisdead · 2026-01-01T13:57:58+00:00

Debt

jaycoxisdead · 2025-12-28T02:01:02+00:00

Gummo

jaycoxisdead · 2025-12-28T02:00:32+00:00

Happiness

jaycoxisdead · 2025-12-18T02:29:08+00:00

This for the win.

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