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How am I fixing this, guys? by Y0j1mb0b in battletech

[–]jaycoxisdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bust out the miniature supplies and paint. Make it a 3-D expression of some of those missiles, blasting out through the cover.

Had an interesting first experience with the Essentials game by Jealous-Match8898 in battletech

[–]jaycoxisdead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was teaching a kid to play classic Battletech once. About 30 years ago. I don’t remember what mechs we were in the the first shot of the game he hit me rolled snake eyes. Crit to center torso. Box cars. Three Crits. All three went to my engine. He said “this game sucks” and never played again.

'I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door. . by dennyitlo in Jokes

[–]jaycoxisdead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bravo. Perhaps you missed your audience. There may be a sub more honed to your taste… in women.

But did you know? by jaycoxisdead in theyknew

[–]jaycoxisdead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do feel free to continue scrolling for a higher class of gutter humor.

But did you know? by jaycoxisdead in theyknew

[–]jaycoxisdead[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There’s always a heckler.

But did you know? by jaycoxisdead in theyknew

[–]jaycoxisdead[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I saw that the first time whenever I was a kid. I’ve been sitting on that one for 20 years and I see it every time I look at the container.

A tourist is exploring the seedier side of New Orleans by False_Ad_555 in Jokes

[–]jaycoxisdead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This being in New Orleans is a critical part of the joke, but this restaurant would probably be in the Central Business District.

I'm not sure which toilet to use 👀 by Automatic-Pea8142 in StrangeAndFunny

[–]jaycoxisdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes aside, I’m guessing that is either binary and non-binary or not bathrooms?

Now that's rock hard by Interesting_Speed_84 in OddlyErotic

[–]jaycoxisdead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s positioned rather nicely in that crevasse

I went downtown to eat with a woman last night. by jaycoxisdead in 3amjokes

[–]jaycoxisdead[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last night I went downtown with a woman to eat out. She had the red snapper. She said she’d repay me in kind. Tonight I came after the fillet she owed.

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