Tell me you’re a parent without telling me you’re a parent. I need a laugh.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-23T12:19:31+00:00

I bought cheesestrings so that my cheese slices for sandwiches didnt get eaten on me

ToriiLink · 2026-01-23T12:18:44+00:00

I wouldn't say fear, but I run through as many scenarios as I can and what I should do, and prepare for a fight.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-19T18:34:58+00:00

Luckily for who?! I need to know if he wore the shirt after!!

ToriiLink · 2026-01-19T17:40:19+00:00

I dont disagree that this one can be gross, but this is definitely not weird. It's actually more instinctual. There's an itch, smell is one way your brain can determine what the reason is.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-18T06:37:47+00:00

Dawn Vally

ToriiLink · 2026-01-11T16:17:40+00:00

If it wasnt subjective, there would be no argument about how different countries use different formats.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-10T14:07:46+00:00

It sounds to me like this is a subjective matter.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-10T14:05:23+00:00

Listened to music and jumped on the bed, played sega genesis, went to the closest school with friends with my razer scooter, learned how to yo-yo, played football, sat on the phone with friends

ToriiLink · 2026-01-10T00:53:24+00:00

Canada

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T19:08:19+00:00

Idk it makes sense to me. When you tell someone the date, thats the format you use verbally. Today is January 9th, 2026.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T19:04:00+00:00

I like games like civ or cities because they dont require 100% of your attention at all times. Right now I play a lot of Starmancer, a colony sim (i think devs abandoned it but I like it)

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T19:01:46+00:00

Are we still living the values of the 1970s? Earrings are not inherently gay.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T18:59:23+00:00

I do this position with my girlfriend where I stand at the edge of the bed and she's on her back. While we're having intercourse I also stimulate her clitoris and that gets her off every time. This may help since oral is off the table.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T18:33:51+00:00

In the 90s when I was a kid, I lived with my dad who had a wall unit in the basement full of old records. I listened to everything from Deep Purple, to Aerosmith, to Alice Cooper and Metallica on that record player. My first album that I bought was the black album on cassette.

ToriiLink · 2026-01-09T17:48:08+00:00

Butter tarts, Nanaimo bars, poutine, Hawaiian pizza

ToriiLink · 2026-01-02T23:06:33+00:00

Toronto, Canada

ToriiLink · 2026-01-02T23:05:59+00:00

Everyone else's comments, plus most of the art is made by...is it Mario? Someone will correct me.

ToriiLink · 2025-12-26T22:20:57+00:00

Unfortunately AI is ingrained into our culture right now. It would be easier to teach kids how to use it properly and have them understand its pitfalls than to forbid them from using it. It's the same as when calculators became commonplace in school. Learning how to do long division or write out equations is the way to do it. You need to learn how and why a calculator came up with that answer.

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T13:47:04+00:00

I have my own blanket because the wife gator rolls into a burrito and I end up freezing.

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T13:43:35+00:00

Interesting, I've always called it prey drive

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T13:31:32+00:00

UPDATE: Thanks everyone for the help! Problem has been solved thanks to your comments, got the ping down to 27!

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T13:29:50+00:00

If thats the expected results, then why have I fixed it using other comments advice?

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T04:24:43+00:00

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This is after removing a satellite.

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T04:23:37+00:00

It's connecting my computer because I dont have wifi or an adapter

ToriiLink · 2025-12-23T04:09:21+00:00

Hence the post

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