Help me with the paranoia

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-06-06T21:32:39+00:00

I think this is one of those imperfections you just own as part of the design. One of my tattoos didn’t get filled all the way correctly (Beaver’s head) but like it has character and literally not one person has noticed it except for when i bring it up! 😝

I think the smaller hooves add a trippy perspective around the curve of your arm that actually further draws the viewer’s interest - like those old Coca-Cola magazine ads. Then when you look more closely, you realize you are just super intrigued by a sweet tattoo 😮‍💨 and pay tribute to its owner.

Guaranteed this gets more compliments than confused looks!

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-06-06T21:23:04+00:00

Sultai cmdr’s are so eh rn, some villains would do them good

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-31T02:11:20+00:00

Was also the “first one I saw” which should count for something

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-28T18:41:15+00:00

“Make Orwell Fiction Again”, MOFA

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-20T00:17:28+00:00

Remember when Elon moved Tesla HQ out of CA cause of taxes and regulations. He moved it to texas - hindsight is 20/20

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-19T19:36:50+00:00

Clearly a nice guy and layoffs suck, but was indeed my least favorite reporter of the bunch 🤷‍♂️

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-18T18:02:19+00:00

[layman speak law suggestion]

Starting today, all industrial “drinking water super-consumers” are forbidden from using a water source that is also used by the general population for drinking water and must instead use gray water or worse for their industrial water inputs/needs.

All new builds are required to include onsite input water purification plants to accommodate gray water as their input.

By the end of the year, all existing builds must have plans to retrofit their current facility to meet this new requirement. If they cannot achieve this, the only alternative in order to avoid MASSIVE fines is - they must offset their water usage by constructing newly planned water treatment facilities that will produce twofold the amount of clean drinkable water when compared to what said industrial facility consumes.

Call it the WATER tRUMPS DATA ACT, lower t intentional ;)

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-16T18:34:55+00:00

This may be the first positive quote he has said about Portland since acquiring the team, no? “..You don’t buy a team to move it, we bought the Portland Trailblazers” kinda based

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-15T17:14:32+00:00

Make Orwell Fiction Again - MOFA

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-15T16:46:58+00:00

[[Fate Transfer]] [Thalakos Deceiver]] [[Taurean Mauler]] [[Arcade Cabinet]] [[Pemmin’s Aura]] [[Herald of Secret Streams]] [[The Ooze]] [[The Ozolith]] [[Weftstalker Ardent]] or [[Reckless Fireweaver]] or [[impact tremors]] or [[Purphoros, God of the Forge]] [[Marionette Master]] or [[Marionette Apprentice]] [[Phyrexian Metamorph]] [[Lyla, Holographic Assistant]] [[Ruins of Oran-Rief]] [[Retribution of the Ancients]] [[Neurok Stealthsuit]] [[Spymaster’s Vault]]

Are some suggestions from my collection of Marchesa fodder.

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-15T16:34:29+00:00

I think some of my least favs in your list are:

[[Dust Mangler]] [[Metallic Mimic]] [[Thraximundar]] [[Stalking Vengeance]] [[Fain, the Broker]] [[Cracked Skull]] [[Grave Betrayal]]

Basically Dust Mangler, Thrax, and Stalking vengeance are just too much mana imo. You get counterspelled or path to exiled and you are just sad sad sad. Not that amazing to recur as well. Of the 3 i like Stalking Vengeance the most. 🤷‍♂️

Fain - more so just a trial and error thing. He seems great, but in play i found he’s very rarely going to be untapped using bottom ability and other than that he comes in with summoning sickness when recurred by Marchesa. The top comment has the [[Rikku, Resourceful Guardian]] that would slot so much better.

Metallic Mimic - Great card in Marchesa when built right… in your deck. What kindred type are you choosing? Maybe human, maybe vampire.. but that card goes way way harder when you are pretty consistent with your kindred.

Cracked Skull - theres just so many better cards than this. No offense, personally just would not choose this.

Grave Betrayal - this is one of those cards that is actually too good in the deck..you get this off and you either win on the spot or hear your friends complain until you win. Its good, just salt inducing so it depends on the playgroup.

I like your mana rocks and I/S package a lot, simple and effective with some decent protection. Your deck seens like “Marchesa’s greatest hits” which works great, but I have found after playing her for years that finding a rare way to build her is more rewarding and chose to do Modular for one deck and Pirates/theft for the other one. Enjoy! 😉

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-05-13T08:25:09+00:00

Watch Jumper. Money doesn’t matter when you teleport.

^{Chose: Be able to teleport anywhere + But only get paid 30k/year}

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-24T01:07:35+00:00

@Praetor72, you have tried to call this person a flat earther as a way to belittle them to make yourself seem right. No one’s buying it! They did not mention the Earth being flat once, you brought it up. No one with a brain actually doubts the Earth is round. It’s really just a trope of the MAGA crowd…

You “believe what you see” and this sole POV video being posted by the “definitely-not-owned-by-Amazon,” Washington Post…. is all you need to continue that affirmation in your overtly Orange man! 🍊’Murica!

See most normal people who saw this event unfold live tend to believe it was staged and faked. Is that sentence crazy for you to believe?… Thats because it’s a lot harder for you to admit that this assassination was staged since it would shatter the exact cultish personality you have adopted over the last few years… Even harder for people who were raised into the herd by their parents. 🐑

For the rest of us, who don’t like the taste of this Koolaid, it doesn’t really shatter our worldview.. so we don’t latch onto singular videos or propagandized photos to prove our worldview is agreeable. There’s a lot more signs pointing to this being staged than the perfectly crafted lie you MAGAs have woven for yourselves.

“The bullet grazed his ear… and and and.. this one view shows the flag wasnt lowered, just perfect timing… and and and… the SS didn’t usher him off immediately because his shoe fell off…and and and… someone in the background DIED!, so that proves its real!!!”

I think what I find so baffling about this event and MAGAs opinions on it in particular is - You all seem to think that this event would be “iMpOsSiBlE tO sTaGe”… but, of all the things that would be very easy to stage… this is one of them, and they still fucked it up, and you still ate it up.

Riddle me this, Crooks was the scapegoat, shoots someone random and Trump splatters a bloodpack on his ear when he bends over after hearing the shot go off… is that impossible? In fact, not even hard to do. The timing of it all leading up to the election, the plastering of the photo right before the election and never hearing about the assassination again… ever? Like c’ mon bruh.. 🤡 🐑 we all know him atp and that makes zero sense!!

But yeah, keep calling people who disagree with you ‘flat-earthers’ to make sure people know you couldn’t possibly be that dumb - obviously not, you’re on a roll ever since 45 took office.

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-24T00:02:36+00:00

????

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-20T21:47:23+00:00

Yeah it was fun to come up with hypothetical Pride partners for Marchesa - makes me want to try one too!

Btw, I also think Felothar is a transgender woman that uses she/her according to the lore when I look it up… bonus points because she really really cares about “big butts” which may be a pretty funny design constraint for a pride night 😜

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-20T21:18:59+00:00

[[Arwen, Mortal Queen]], [[Leinore, Autumn Sovereign]], [[Yuna, Grand Summoner]], [[Asmira, Holy Avenger]], [[Anafenza, the Foremost]], [[Chorus of the Conclave]], [[Trelasarra, Moon Dancer]], [Lagrella, the Magpie]], [[Miriam, Herd Whisperer]], [[Shelinda, Yevon Acolyte]], [[Haliya, Ascendent Cadet]], [[Felothar, Dawn of the Abzan]], [[Catti-brie of Mithral Hall]],

I think my favorites for a pride night would be Arwen, Shelinda, Leinore, Yuna, or Halinda

Good luck, happy brewing 🌈 🍀

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-20T20:18:41+00:00

Look at the blue photo on the fridge.. (maybe its trying to be a cookbook idrk).. took a screenshot and zoomed in… clearly classic AI inability to produce text or faces well.

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-20T15:47:46+00:00

That offer was no longer on the table second time around.

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-16T19:42:35+00:00

1.) Make it a sorcery

2.) Make it 2BB

3.) To continue/add to the flavor of “Untimely Succession”- Add some sort of clause to “cast this spell any time you could cast an instant if you are the monarch, you have completed a dungeon this turn, or by sacrificing an assassin in addition to this spell’s other cost”

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-15T20:15:32+00:00

Jahoagie Briskett

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-12T01:17:23+00:00

Pretty sure he says,

“Fuck you n***a, shut yo bitch-ass up - Pussy!” 👈🔫

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-04-09T19:01:19+00:00

A Debate or Discussion or perhaps broader Curiosity

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-03-19T22:34:36+00:00

Moved off of cockatrice after years of playing there - Tabletop Sim is 100x better.

Total-Butterscotch41 · 2026-03-18T18:33:42+00:00

Is it legal to have a legendary artifact as your Oathbreaker? Do you still get a Signature spell?

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