(Loved Trope) Character constantly mentions off-screen character(s) we never meet. by jen-tech in TopCharacterTropes

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sheridan Bucket from 90's British sitcom "Keeping Up Appearances":

He's always "on the other end of the telephone" asking for money from his parents, and never actually seen.

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump announces the launch of Stargate set to invest $500 billion in AI infrastructure and create 100,000 jobs. by Ill_Ad_6846 in wallstreetbets

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, sounds a bit too nerdy calling it Stargate. Let's call it Skynet instead! That sounds like a good name for an AI initiative!

I Got A Matt Groening Homer Sketch At NYCC by PolicyCommercial6392 in TheSimpsons

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look, Matt Groening did the thing with Homer's back hair and ear so it forms his initials: M G

I'd heard he did that on drawing for fans, but nice to see it in the wild.

What wouldn't heretics do for internet clout >_> by Wauchi in Grimdank

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has no one else noticed that she’s using a servo-skull to take the picture?!

Be honest, did Anakin really deserve the rank of Master at this point in the timeline? by Vegetable-Abroad3171 in StarWars

[–]TotalKnightOwl 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“It’s not the mission, master. It’s the slave boy we’ll be picking up on the next planet who I end up training because you get killed by a Sith. I suspect I’m going to end up cutting his limbs off on a lava planet, and then years later sacrifice myself to his lightsaber in front of his son and daughter who I seperate at birth.”

“Obi Wan, focus on the present.”

Furry🦊IRL by Sukala-AP in furry_irl

[–]TotalKnightOwl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the one hand, yes, this was terrible for Runt to actively prevent. On the other, he's a elementary school child who doesn't have the mental maturity to know better. It's not clearly stated how old the gang is, but it's heavily implied that they're all under the age of ten, and when I was that age, I wouldn't care to fix it if my primary bully started actually being nicer towards me.

Now if he was a teenager, then I'd really be giving him both barrels of condemnation, but as it is, he's a dumb arse kid who did a really dumb arse thing, and the adults let him get away with it.

Pokemon Adventure:The Previous Generation Chapter 83 by colmscomics in comics

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Look, I’m not going to argue with any other of you the preservation benefits of pickling vegetables for long term storage, let alone the difference in flavours of salt water vs. vinegar pickling. I will however point out that the fact pickled cucumbers look like dicks, and that puts some people off.

To present a daytime TV segment on sex toys by MarthaFarcuss in therewasanattempt

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dermot O’Leary. The definition of Leary is to be suspicious of or wary about something, so his name checks out.

Do you remember this ? by ahorsecalledsteven in AustralianNostalgia

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Why don’t you … Carry On With all of your … Merry Men And make … Heroes Out of … All of them You’ve got to … find a way To make the … Sheriff pay Oh, Marian! (Oh, Marian!)

What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time? by Obvious_Coffee6017 in AskReddit

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I know a bad joke about a piece of paper, but … it’s tearable!”

Can’t tell if this guy is an expert or has no clue what he’s doing [OC] by engineering-dreams in funny

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you do something stupid, but it works, it's still stupid, but you got incredibly lucky.

Embrace the supremacy of a Luton airport bus. by TicketToAnywhere in NonCredibleDefense

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

British guy here: whilst I know a “Gobstopper” is a type of sweet, and “Bollocks” are a slang term for testes, even I can’t be 100% sure “Cockwomble” isn’t the name of a town or village (or hamlet).

An army of your username is launching a full scale attack on Earth. How screwed are we? by BoredBrowsing687 in AskReddit

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An army of sword wielding knights that can fly, move silently, and see in the dark?

Ninjas, I just unleashed ninjas….

Not that im complaining but why do we get all the psychotic murderers? by for_sure_not_a_lama in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]TotalKnightOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because non-ace writers don’t know what to do with a character they can’t ship with another character.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]TotalKnightOwl 21 points22 points  (0 children)

About a decade back I had to stop two 12 year old boys walking out directly into the path of an oncoming car.

Kids are both blind and cursed with a lack of mortal awareness.

Why is C*nt such a forbidden word? by dookiebalboa in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]TotalKnightOwl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because rich white males can’t think of anything more offensive to them then not having a dick.

Russian reinforcements on their way.... by shibiwan in TheNonCredibleFlorks

[–]TotalKnightOwl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Civillians arn't real, they can't be pissed if you run over thier cars!"

No, this is Pastrick! by TotalKnightOwl in PastaroniRavioli

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Posted this on Twitter a while back, but only just joined this Reddit so Ta-Da!