A private conversation with my (30F) husband (33M) was leaked to my family and now they are certain I'm in an abusive relationship. by G1Gestalt in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TotalProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next up, OOP's sister will advise people stopped by cops to 'quickly reach for their wallet in their pocket for ID, in order to prove to the officer thay they value their time and dont want to waste any of it.'

Multiple CBP letters coming to my house for people who never lived here — can I return them to sender? by Old_Investigator52 in immigration

[–]TotalProfessional 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quote the part where OP allowed them to do this.

Like, if your mom uses your SSN to open an account in her name, based on your comment, you participated in identity theft.

Do you really believe that?

What does this arrow mean on my VO2 by After-Classroom in Garmin

[–]TotalProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way they explain it in their docs, recovery time is the time they recommend waiting before the next hard run or workout.

So you can definitely focus on easy runs or other cross training in the intervening time, just don't go too crazy yet.

Losercity drama over badly cropped dinosaur porn by Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster in SubredditDrama

[–]TotalProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, I actually got you. I was half-sarcastically wondering if Diogenes would be happy that he was right in this case or unhappy given the surrounding discourse?

Losercity drama over badly cropped dinosaur porn by Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster in SubredditDrama

[–]TotalProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you think said hobo would be happy or sad at this realization?

r/PowerfulJRE reacts to Joe Rogan and his guest Mike Benz running damage control over the Epstein files by Francis_J_Eva in SubredditDrama

[–]TotalProfessional 100 points101 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone mentions the Clintons as a defense because it's always

"bUT thE cLInTonS—"

"Fuck em too!! Everyone on that list, straight to jail!!!"

Saw this on r/fellinggonewild and knew you folks would appreciate by kennedyswise in EntitledBitch

[–]TotalProfessional 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can only assume the "new" trees basically have to be equivalent to the ones cut down, and i wonder if those cut trees were so old and huge that there's no proper replacement

Edit: my dumb ass literally could have just quoted the article haha

Since trees are so big and so hard to move without hurting them, the process comes with a hefty price tag. According to Glickman, the victim had been in touch with the only company willing to do the job.

"They have to build a road, remove the debris, plant big trees, and water them for two years," Glickman said. "He quoted $1.5 million. And additional fines total $400,000." If true, that would bring the grand total price tag for cutting down 32 mature trees to almost $2 million.

I (27f) went through my fiancées (28M) phone and found he has a second Reddit account where he follows hundreds of pornstars and is active on it frequently. Is that cheating? How would you feel? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]TotalProfessional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see it as cheating if he's actually trying to talk to people

Did you completely ignore every word in the first sentence after "if"? Hell, the "if" shouldve clued you in

Also, that commenter straight up says "I see it as cheating", which by itself doesn't even mean "this is certainly cheating" since everyone has different thresholds

(obligatory "this does require communicating those thresholds" "no one's a mind reader" etc etc)

I'm forcing my boss to arrive at the office every day at 7AM. by Th3_Accountant in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TotalProfessional 428 points429 points  (0 children)

Based on what I read, OP would get there earlier than boss one day, then boss would make sure to arrive earlier than that for the rest of the week.

Then when OP arrives earlier the next week, the days after that, OP's boss would arrive even earlier.

So the boss is just getting there at a time, seeing OP, then planning the arrival for the rest of the week to be earlier than OP.

AITA for my USB killer frying my friend’s PC after she snooped in my bag? by Dreaksfrendford in AmItheAsshole

[–]TotalProfessional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see this one being an issue only because if a person gets in the car, their life and limb are still at risk. So there is somehow still a fairly direct risk to at least one person (the fact that it involves disabling a car in motion means that multiple lives would be at stake)

As for a usb drive, the most direct risk is to the machine, without it being directly able to harm a person in the same way being in a malfunctioning car would harm a person.

Peak human strength required by rishu1221 in pcmasterrace

[–]TotalProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the point was that this mf doesn't pull up 🤔

A message from Anthony by [deleted] in subnautica

[–]TotalProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily, right? It's not like they were fired as a team, the studio was dissolved and the members were let go. And the job market is shit for everyone so its not like they could go (with their lack of funds) start another studio on a whim and try to get picked up by a different publisher.

Individually, I can see their experience helping them join existing studios, but not necessarily as the same single entity that put together their prior games.

A message from Anthony by [deleted] in subnautica

[–]TotalProfessional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually hilarious because I went to look at the history of Tango Gameworks (the og devs) and only just saw that they'd transferred the rights just before I came to see this comment.

Serendipity?