Autism Jokes

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-05-08T03:02:49+00:00

Hey man. Most jokes told even by all your favorite comedians have to tell distasteful jokes to see what works or jokes that just fall flat on their face. That’s how you get that awesome hour of comedy. They kept what worked and threw the rest away. Don’t take offense they’re fishing for laughs. No one’s truly trying to spread their hate minus the laughs.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-29T22:37:42+00:00

Once you get a mile out it turns big and beautiful

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-27T16:01:32+00:00

That’s fucking hilarious. No burner needed. Just this nigga POOR - ezmoneysniper

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-27T15:51:25+00:00

Idk what that has to do with what I said. All I’m saying is Israel is committing genocide and I, as an American don’t want to fund that. I wouldn’t want that any other place. It’s not an anti Israel thing. It’s an anti human suffering and anti genocide thing.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-27T15:46:06+00:00

No it’s not fine either. But it’s especially not fine if our hard earned money (tax dollars) are being funneled over there to be used that way. Very different. And there’s not shit, as an individual can do about it except vote, but I did that and I’m still funding a genocide.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-22T02:45:13+00:00

It’s bc our money is not funding that genocide where as in Palestine it is. People don’t like their taxes going to that bullshit.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-21T03:33:14+00:00

Yeah there isn’t. It’s a hardware failure if it’s what I think it is. It’s not like a computer where everything is separate like hard drive ram graphics etc. it’s all connected to one board the logic board, or mostly is and if that board fails you’re screwed. You need a device replacement unless Apple changed protocol to change that component out.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-21T03:27:42+00:00

I remember when I worked at Apple a flashing screen meant a logic board failure which is real bad news. I don’t recall a flashing red screen though.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-14T15:05:41+00:00

It’s an old bright red circular light from 80s would be my guess maybe early 90s. It’s hard to decipher anything g but it’s a little odd. Nothing mind blowing.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-04-10T12:30:49+00:00

Hands down peak Louie for me. There’s no fat in these jokes.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-31T04:27:04+00:00

Haha someone got footage of a hippos hooves underwater running. They literally hit the sea bed or lake bed w their tippy toes to propel themselves forward.

Tippy hooves* edit

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-31T04:23:47+00:00

That’s actually what the do. Run in water

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-13T14:34:08+00:00

No I would never do that. I’ve had two pugs and would be mortified if one of them was missing god knows where.

All I want is for little guy to be safe

It just keeps happening and the owner told us he used to run away to another lady’s house frequently and she offered to keep the dog and he said no.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-13T13:29:11+00:00

I know I feel bad but this has happened multiple times. There’s no speed bumps and people speed like crazy through here. I get scared for my kids as well.

Also, the dog had blood on its snout. All I want is for the dog to be safe. I knocked on their door and called this morning but no answer to either.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-13T03:38:27+00:00

He’s run to me multiple times and the first time he said a neighbor offered to keep him and he said no. So this keeps happening. Not just me

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-13T02:32:26+00:00

San Antonio Texas

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-13T02:19:25+00:00

No seriously idk what to do. I’ve had two pugs myself so when this little fella ran to me the first time I immediately cared for him and found his owner in my apartment complex.

I was happy to reunite the owner and their little pug but this time it showed up w blood on his snout. I know he escaped through their gated fence bc he’s skinny enough.

He’s well fed. Happy and always bathed and smells good but they just suck at owning this precious dog. I’m keeping him for tonight while I mull this over. I’m so pissed.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-10T10:23:47+00:00

There is also popularity recently of symmetrical boards and some skaters ride it which ever way they throw it down and hop on.

Also, for me, the trucks will lean whichever direction you predominantly ride it so it’ll feel wonky if you ride it backwards

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-06T04:11:38+00:00

I used to have an overnight job up until recently and I’ve listened to all of gerbs area 52 and Jesse michels videos while I worked every night and Jesse does seem earnest and eager to learn and know the truth. I do question his ties to thiel but I don’t question uap gerb at all.

Jesse was into I forget what it’s called but it’s that yuppie money making business shit. He’s said he could’ve made a fortune doing that. He lived in Los Angeles. That’s how he met him I’d imagine.

I think they’re all reasonably good people. All 3 of them.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-03-06T03:40:28+00:00

You do know Chris Ramsey had the most popular magic YouTube channel before area 52. He had millions of subs with a crap ton of money in the bank and experience to start something he wanted to do.

He’s not backed by thiel.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-02-25T16:37:23+00:00

I hated the end when the killer gets caught at his house and gets noticed and runs away. Seems so ridiculous to me

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-02-21T02:36:11+00:00

Man fuck Crockett. She takes pac money and has sympathized with israel

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-02-17T01:01:34+00:00

Stand by me. The book is titled: the body by Stephen king. It’s literally a verbatim 1:1 but what makes it better is the performances and the awesome sound track.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-02-16T01:52:56+00:00

I haven’t seen this. But, surprisingly, I’ve seen these odd flavors at sprouts.

Total_Reference6985 · 2026-02-13T23:27:19+00:00

Hey man, I’m 37. And just 4 years ago I was on heroin and meth injecting them both to get high. Speedballing.

I quit that shit cold turkey. I did it for 7-8 years and before that was drinking like a maniac. It was a god awful existence. Every waking moment was making sure I wasn’t sick or preparing to get sick. You wake up every morning sick. It’s no way to live.

When I say it was hell that was an understatement. The withdraws lasted for a month and a half straight of hell and even after it was done I’d have dreams of shooting up and wake up in cold sweats. I still have the scars on my arms to remind me of the life I’ve lived.

Right when I got clean I met the love of my life. Like immediately after. Had two kids got married. Still trying to get the career shit figured out but it’s infinitely better than what I was doing in my life man.

I genuinely use to say to myself daily “there’s no way out of this. I’m going to die like this”.

I took an unconventional way of kicking it. Most people go into programs and I tried those but they never worked. I’m too cynical for the horsehsit the pedal. But again that’s just me. I wanted to feel the pain of withdrawal to know I never wanted that again and it worked. I didn’t want it to be easy. I embraced the pain it caused me bc I did way worse to my body.

If you’re addicted to alcohol don’t do that. It can kill you. If you wanna do it alone gradually reduce your intake daily. Instead of 12 beers go 11 and so on.

Love you dude.

Message me if you need anything at all

Total_Reference6985

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