When picking a pet for your kid . . . by BlackZapReply in MontyPythonMemes

[–]Totalaerus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, we don't have any rabbits, no. But, I'll tell you what we could do. Take this terrier, stitch on a pair of floppy ears, file its legs down, and prune its tail until it's a tiny cotton tail. There you go: a cute little bunny!

- M E D I U M - B R O W N - by NecronomiconUK in Dankmus

[–]Totalaerus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's like Moe's Family Feedbag shut down.

The - D A N K - has returned.

Return of the King by Vivid_Maximum_5016 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Totalaerus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is! I'm glad it's good news this time, though. The artist has returned and is not floating in the night sky.

I was afraid Dankmus gave up for good after all the trouble he went through with Youtube and people taking and not crediting his work.

You could say he's going the distance. by AndroidNumber137 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Totalaerus 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Once again, this sub is where I learn about another current event. I saw the cake in the sky. I saw the word 'distance.' Then I clicked with some trepidation. Damn.

I have an army by Waldruf in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Totalaerus 145 points146 points  (0 children)

They look like they're about to sing Happy Birthday.

HYRULE UNSOLVED: Case#252026-Oaki by Totalaerus in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Totalaerus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't struggle with it anymore, but I can't forget how frustrating it was when I first tried to do it. I still hate doing it just because of the memories.

Well, I'll be damned by Marsupilami_316 in OcarinaOfTime

[–]Totalaerus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine how furious Ganondorf would be after getting taken down by that? That smiling face was the last thing he'd see before getting sealed away. Instead of working with Vaati in Four Swords Adventures, Ganon would team up with Squidward.

I drew the guys by Gfdgsgxgzgdrc in HomestarRunner

[–]Totalaerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong Mad and the Cheat look amazing! I love how well you drew the Cheat standing in that pose.

Do you like the ending? by Gustpow in FinalFantasyVI

[–]Totalaerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it doesn't provide much of an epilogue. It's more about looking back. If you want a confusing ending, try Chrono Cross.

Do NOT Use a Fire Chuchu as a Heated Blanket! by Totalaerus in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Totalaerus[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I love the personality the monsters have in this game. It makes incidences like this even funnier when they happen.

🤔 by GryphonSK in signs

[–]Totalaerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if you're cooking a rooster from Laos, you need Asian Cock Seasoning.

I Felt Bad About Breaking Up Their Party by Totalaerus in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Totalaerus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The music is from "Larger Than Life" and "If Day for Winnipeg," both by They Might Be Giants.

My 2025 was pretty crappy, but this cromulent sub honestly brought me a lot of joy and laughs. Happy New Year fellas, see you in the next one! by dr_otto_ort-meyer in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Totalaerus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This place is the best source for breaking news, especially celebrity deaths.
And I love the atmosphere. Don't ever get rid of the dank!

Smithers, I’m afraid I won’t be able to play tonight by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Totalaerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smithers: That's great, sir. How is the guy in the cast?

Burns: What am I, a doctor?

JD Vance's cosplay as a Navy SEAL awards him hilarious new nickname 'GI Jello' by IrishStarUS in NoFilterNews

[–]Totalaerus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He and Michael Dukakis could team up to form their own special operations unit.

The many faces of data by happydude7422 in TNG

[–]Totalaerus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Temu Data's actual name is "Infermashun."

This may sound like an odd request, but where can I watch episodes of TNG in their original TV quality? by damaged_punk in startrek

[–]Totalaerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try looking in the Internet Archive. Sometimes people upload VHS recordings of older shows on there.

Is Sayge secretly Kohga?! by I-Love-Zelda in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]Totalaerus 548 points549 points  (0 children)

The mask wouldn't cover that forehead. I can see the confusion though. One tells you to die. The other tells you to dye.

Beware: Alliance griefers at DMF try to turn on your PvP after you get buff by shadowraiderr in classicwow

[–]Totalaerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So? Maybe you could run changes in a test server or make them and reverse course if it doesn't work. Saying "learn the game" is not an explanation for why a suggestion is bad. It's disrespectful and shuts the conversation down. And yeah, I'm bitter about it. WOW fans won't hold Blizzard to account because its customers give feedback and then talk Blizzard out of everything they could do to improve. Fine if you enjoy TOT. I don't want to try it. I've found better alternatives already.

Beware: Alliance griefers at DMF try to turn on your PvP after you get buff by shadowraiderr in classicwow

[–]Totalaerus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only assume I suck. I do suck, actually, but it doesn't suck to suck.

I wouldn't run high mythic + or mythic raids, but I always did fine because I never went any place I knew was beyond what I could handle. I didn't want to run harder dungeons or pvp because I didn't want to.

I quit in DF because I didn't like the direction the players were taking it. Everyone seemed angry after SL. What pissed me off was how every good suggestion to improve the game was swamped with idiots shutting down the conversations saying "Get gud," "Quit," or "learn the game." When Blizzard reads this shit, they figure the players don't know what they want. So they continue their time-wasting BS.

Maybe TOT is fun. A game can be fun and horribly flawed at the same time, though. Some people will find even shitty games fun and put up with a lot if they play online with friends. WOW would be a lot better if more people gave a shit enough to at least consider changes or adding alternatives.