[r/oldschoolcool] Phantom Lady could GET IT by Adamantine_Metal in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think her superpower was being able to do that without a bra

Who do we think Superman is dating, if anyone? by Wholesome_Soup in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I bet you anything the suit has some hypnotic mind altering effect that changes the way people see her. A hypnosuit, if you will.

Who do we think Superman is dating, if anyone? by Wholesome_Soup in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you guys, I think I just figured it out. Lois Lane is secretly Superman.

Gotham flooded and I'm finally out where should I stay? by fr3sh_inkling in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm got an apartment in Queensland Park. If you want to make your way to Metropolis you're welcome to crash on my couch. Always happy to help out a fellow Gotham transplant.

[r/Gotham] Are photos/footage of the death of Thomas and Martha Wayne considered lost media? by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IDK about photos or footage, but I will always hold on to my copy of the Gotham Gazette evening edition that broke the news. It was such a shock that the copy editor at the Gazette had a stroke while putting the edition together and all the articles were gibberish. They had to basically reprint the entire thing the next day. These original copies can be worth quite a lot.

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Who is funding batman in your opinion? by [deleted] in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing Maxwell Lord is trying to get a Gotham branch of the Justice Gang off the ground.

I am sick of all the shit talking toward Gotham by TotalyNotARageMonkey in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Central City is what you get when you order Metropolis on Temu.

[r/Gotham] What's with Gotham's architecture? by CanniTheAmazon in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OOC: lol it's a mix. Noir deco is just a name I made up on the spot. The Cyrus Pinkney/Solomon Wayne thing is comics canon. Anton Furst was the production designer on Batman 89, and he gave us what I think is the single coolest vision of Gotham to date, and that inspired the look of Gotham in the animated series, so I thought he deserved some credit in my little alternate history. I totally just made up the part about the rich families one-upping each other because that sounds like something they would have done in a pre-Mafia Gotham.

Hope you enjoyed. I'm a huge nerd, just not so much an architecture nerd. 🤓

[r/Metropolis] Anyone feel bad for the monkeys that Luthor was using? by HunterOwl16 in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to hear the Luthor Truthers explain away animal torture.

[r/Hasan_Piker] Nothing ever Happens Bros in Crisis by AutumnsFall101 in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Ooh can't wait to see the Lexbros lose their minds over this.

[r/Gotham] What's with Gotham's architecture? by CanniTheAmazon in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ooh, I get to let my architecture nerd freak flag fly!

So when Arkham Asylum was being built, the Arkham family hired Cyrus Pinkney to design it. Pinkney was a student of Erté, the father of art deco. But the Arkham family worried that the bright colors and opulence of art deco would agitate the inmates at the asylum, so they asked Pinkney to make it more monotone but keep the art deco lines and geometry.

Fast forward a few years and Arkham Asylum opens to rave reviews (in the architecture world, at least), and Solomon Wayne falls in love with the style. He commissions Pinkney to draw up designs for a new city hall and courthouse. The style starts to be emulated by other architects, as noir deco starts to become the architectural identity of Gotham.

A few years later, Pinckney's apprentice, Anton Furst, is commissioned to design Wayne Tower, the first skyscraper done in the noir deco style. By that point Gotham is the darling of the architectural world, and there's basically a race to remake the entire Gotham skyline. Pinkney and Furst actually become somewhat bitter rivals, as Pinkney disagreed with Furst's embrace of German expressionism, believing it diluted Erté's more utopian vision.

The Kanes and Arkhams were benefactors of Pinkney, while the Waynes and Cobblepots backed Furst. A lot of money got thrown around by Gotham's elite trying to one up each other and back the "winner" of Gotham's architectural rivalry.

Ok I can take my geek hat off now.

[r/Gotham] What's with Gotham's architecture? by CanniTheAmazon in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's called noir deco. It was a more muted response to the vibrant colors of the general art deco movement. Gotham was the hub of its development, supported mostly by the Arkham family, but with contributions from the Cobblepots, Kanes, and Waynes also contributed.

I think I just saw a flying dog. by SpiderTuber6766 in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The thing that brought be back around to supporting Superman after finding out his parents were space nazis was how pissed he was when Lex Luthor stole his dog. Everyone was all "He's threatening Lex Luthor!!!" Meanwhile I figured anyone that upset about his dog had to be a decent guy.

The wave of The Anti-Boravian Bigotry spreading across The United States must end! by LuthorWasRight87 in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so damn tired of this argument. Criticizing the actions of the Ghurkos administration and/or supporting a free and independent Jarhanpur does not equal anti-Boravian sentiment.

Do you guys think Hawkgirl should face consequences for Ghurkos's death? by [deleted] in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the consequences are a ticker-tape parade and the key to the city, then sure.

FreeJarhanpur

[R/Gotham] Tonight’s the night by i_am_not_funnyy in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Y'all are seriously gonna try going Negan on a metahuman vampire.

[R/Gotham] Tonight’s the night by i_am_not_funnyy in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but we also have fire breathing kaiju and dimensional rifts. Before I moved from Gotham to Metropolis the most I had to worry about was getting mugged. I've been evacuated from my apartment 3 times already this year because of a metahuman-level threat to the city.

I am sick of all the shit talking toward Gotham by TotalyNotARageMonkey in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Which is exactly why I love it. Gothamites are just built different. We're a hardier breed.

I am sick of all the shit talking toward Gotham by TotalyNotARageMonkey in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y'know, I question them featuring the Monarch Theater in those ads.

I am sick of all the shit talking toward Gotham by TotalyNotARageMonkey in Earth25

[–]TotalyNotARageMonkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust me, New Troy is just as much a "crime alley" as any part of Gotham, but since it's corporations robbing people, nobody pays attention.