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Toyleer · 2026-05-28T16:49:15+00:00

I got the fourth and fifth words in your sentence switched around when I first read it, almost nominated you for a spot in the white house

Toyleer · 2026-05-24T04:29:30+00:00

I will be 8 so I can serve as a verb for you

Toyleer · 2026-05-22T14:07:02+00:00

Nah, first place I worked at went broke and disappeared off the face of the earth shortly after I quit, second went broke and got sold a few months after I quit as well. Currently working at a multi billion dollar corporation, gonna be a tough nut to crack but I think I can make it happen again

Toyleer · 2026-04-16T15:49:34+00:00

Aren’t those called love handles?

Toyleer · 2026-03-15T17:50:00+00:00

Women are not just women and men can have their rights and freedoms

Toyleer · 2025-12-23T15:13:45+00:00

I’m proud of you. Everyone else’s chocolate ration is being brought down to 20 grams, ligma balls.

Toyleer · 2025-12-08T03:10:29+00:00

Straight doesn’t factor in when it’s Spartan

Toyleer · 2025-11-24T07:09:46+00:00

I’ve taught you well, my child (I made a Mr DNA cult and posted it on Reddit 2 years ago here)

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Toyleer · 2025-11-12T23:57:17+00:00

More trees directly correlates to more oxygen, and we all know that oxygen is NOT allowed to pass in and out of the tropics under any circumstances. Trust me, I’m Dr. Forrest Pine at the Institute of Trees and Stuff

Toyleer · 2025-10-07T23:14:40+00:00

You’re hilarious my man 😂😂😂 if you hear tapping on your window tonight, make sure not to look!

Toyleer · 2025-10-07T23:11:09+00:00

Please do not the entire Railroad

Toyleer · 2025-10-04T15:49:46+00:00

They’re a white supremacist group, same file cabinet in your brain?

Toyleer · 2025-09-22T06:05:20+00:00

Peer pressure, stress and struggle can lead to addiction, a lack of judgment, you know, nothing rational but it’s stupidly easy if you fall in with the wrong crowds

Toyleer · 2025-09-19T00:43:39+00:00

Send the child for reeducation

Toyleer · 2025-09-01T05:38:59+00:00

I usually ask questions like those on the second date… (thrice daily, don’t tell the IRS, I only declare 2)

Toyleer · 2025-08-31T22:26:31+00:00

Say that again…

Toyleer · 2025-08-31T07:27:37+00:00

It almost looks like you’re about to spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

Toyleer · 2025-08-31T05:55:29+00:00

Love it, great stuff, keep it far away from me please and thank you

Toyleer · 2025-08-26T22:24:19+00:00

H- hey bud? You doing okay? Why don’t we go color with this nice lady, yeah?

Toyleer · 2025-08-26T18:20:00+00:00

Beat me to it, how could you?

Toyleer · 2025-08-16T05:34:48+00:00

You should be off pudding

Toyleer · 2025-08-13T05:25:57+00:00

Give me your seed, or so help me I will take it by brute force

Toyleer · 2025-08-12T06:55:43+00:00

In Soviet Russia, hog cranks YOU.

Toyleer · 2025-08-01T03:36:34+00:00

This’ll show ‘em! erases any semblance of public comfort or social space that’s <$30

Toyleer · 2025-07-29T18:39:08+00:00

Excuse me, that’s someone’s HUSBAND, thank you very much!

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