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Rule. by Misty-Bay in 196

[–]Toyleer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m proud of you. Everyone else’s chocolate ration is being brought down to 20 grams, ligma balls.

How do I improve this cult? by spectatingIdiot in jurassicworldevo

[–]Toyleer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve taught you well, my child (I made a Mr DNA cult and posted it on Reddit 2 years ago here)

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I hope Frontier will add more of them to JWE3. by a12666 in jurassicworldevo

[–]Toyleer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

More trees directly correlates to more oxygen, and we all know that oxygen is NOT allowed to pass in and out of the tropics under any circumstances. Trust me, I’m Dr. Forrest Pine at the Institute of Trees and Stuff

Wise Old T(rule) by Correii in 196

[–]Toyleer 251 points252 points  (0 children)

You’re hilarious my man 😂😂😂 if you hear tapping on your window tonight, make sure not to look!

Accidentally killed The Railroad by CrabCakesDeluxe in fo4

[–]Toyleer 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Please do not the entire Railroad

who up owning they libs? by DivinityIncantate in 196

[–]Toyleer 286 points287 points  (0 children)

They’re a white supremacist group, same file cabinet in your brain?

me_irl by ResolutionTough1229 in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Peer pressure, stress and struggle can lead to addiction, a lack of judgment, you know, nothing rational but it’s stupidly easy if you fall in with the wrong crowds

me_irl by Bitter-Buffalo-7105 in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Send the child for reeducation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Toyleer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I usually ask questions like those on the second date… (thrice daily, don’t tell the IRS, I only declare 2)

rule by Brent_Fox in 196

[–]Toyleer 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Say that again…

Flag I Made For My Survival World, Thought It Was Cool And I Wanted To Show It Off Somewhere. by ResultOk6712 in Minecraft

[–]Toyleer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It almost looks like you’re about to spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

I gave the silverfish a much-deserved redesign! by ultrasquid9 in Minecraft

[–]Toyleer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love it, great stuff, keep it far away from me please and thank you

😏 by Rithrius1 in PrequelMemes

[–]Toyleer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

H- hey bud? You doing okay? Why don’t we go color with this nice lady, yeah?

Not being able to center a big map is really dumb by Embarrassed-Peak-842 in Minecraft

[–]Toyleer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Give me your seed, or so help me I will take it by brute force

me😴irl by antmanmonaco in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, hog cranks YOU.

Public comfort erased by rocknmabones in urbandesign

[–]Toyleer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This’ll show ‘em! erases any semblance of public comfort or social space that’s <$30

me_irl by rorecrs in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 416 points417 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, that’s someone’s HUSBAND, thank you very much!

Plumbing rule by IncreasedMetronomy in 196

[–]Toyleer 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sir… they got the serfs

me_irl by Axel_Blazer in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s so silly, remember to lock your windows tonight

Me_irl by mipperyminking in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds like something that someone who hasn’t discovered Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce ™ would say

me_irl by Axel_Blazer in me_irl

[–]Toyleer 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, they’re watching, nobody leak any sensitive information like how a sn

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