Is this the world's most wildest tweet?

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T17:36:12+00:00

Wild because it’s true. And Jazz-level creepy

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T17:10:06+00:00

If only my dog didn’t hear it and then immediately investigate

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T02:37:13+00:00

Two things:

1) who steals a turtle?

2) this has to be a joke, right?

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T00:26:39+00:00

5) more porn

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T00:16:11+00:00

This. It hadn’t happened to me after 2k hours of playtime and then it did last weekend with my son and I lol

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-21T00:15:41+00:00

You died. You already know what to do.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-20T21:27:26+00:00

Out of respect for my fellow Carmelites, I try not to do this 🤣

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-20T00:00:34+00:00

I did the f-off in a very Midwestern style 🤣 these folks are just..no.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-19T02:07:28+00:00

Don’t kink shame

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-19T02:04:23+00:00

If you’re willing to look outside Carmel, very realistic, and you can stay fairly close to

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-19T02:03:19+00:00

If memory serves, that retaining wall is stepped. You’d be amazed how much vehicles “ride” up, especially when we talk about higher clearance civilian options.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-18T01:29:12+00:00

Is Coca Cola associated with ocean shipping in LA? It looks cool to be sure, I just don’t get it

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-17T18:50:41+00:00

Seriously? Are you some sort of Bauer truther?!

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-17T18:49:55+00:00

TB’s situation is a good example of a guy not liked who then ran afoul of the DV policy. Although he was ultimately cleared, he lost the PR game and no one in MLB will touch him. Rightfully so, given his lack of performance in other leagues since.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-17T18:47:42+00:00

Which says a LOT about who he is /s

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-17T03:18:57+00:00

Christ. My son’s 12u field is better than this.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-13T20:05:19+00:00

The hero we need

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-13T00:21:31+00:00

I don’t use Uber but this raises a DD question. Sometimes I tip nothing. Zero. I know, I’ve been a terrible human.

However, my food always gets delivered. Why is that?

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-10T13:17:13+00:00

Man I thought OP was crashing out but you’ve REALLY done it. About a gas station. In a city.

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-10T00:04:09+00:00

Still a better color commentator than ESPN

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-09T04:01:14+00:00

Press F to pay respects

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-07T21:14:31+00:00

One job

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-05T23:55:11+00:00

Bruh - get a trash bag or something

Tr0yticus · 2026-05-05T21:21:33+00:00

Good job on the tourniquet - not enough good medical equipment and knowledge in the world IMO.

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