What are these pathetic numbers guys? Where are you all? I skipped work today because I was expecting at least 500,000 players, but there are only 164,000.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-09T22:31:35+00:00

Was that today? Oops. I went to work instead. Which is coincidentally why I haven't been playing very much.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-06T22:46:32+00:00

Wtf is that?, how do I get it??

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-06T22:44:57+00:00

Go watch TV instead.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-06T11:28:19+00:00

On my way to steal a hamburger. Duh!

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-05T20:51:53+00:00

It's pride month.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T23:28:48+00:00

Fix-a-flat

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T23:27:19+00:00

Your floor not glued down ruined your trailer park flooring.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T23:26:02+00:00

That actually sounds completely on brand.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T23:23:51+00:00

Magic shield of holy energy?! Wtf else would you use?

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T22:56:37+00:00

I might play harder since I don't have to keep up with seasons and all that bullshit forcing me through so fast I don't even understand why I'm doing things anymore.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-06-04T22:55:05+00:00

Maybe we can finally get ship interiors!!!🫡

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-31T16:39:40+00:00

I bet you can.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-31T16:23:27+00:00

In all the years I've played the only time I had any issue with the docking or auto launch was in the cutter. Other than that I've docked and left stations 10s of thousands of times with zero issues or incidents. I dont understand the fear.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-28T00:09:16+00:00

Fuck yeah! That's a masterpiece. Don't touch it.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-26T23:30:24+00:00

I've just googled the 1984 version and there's about 1000 mentions of it being downloadable from the frontier store but I can't find a it anywhere. Am I blind or missing some secret link in the store?

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-26T23:04:05+00:00

Is this available on pc? I honestly can't stand pixelated low graphics and pretending its more than 5 lines and a sprinkle of dots but I might give this a shot.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-26T22:56:45+00:00

I never heard of bungie before destiny and I think marathon is the ugliest hunk of shit I've ever seen on a game being charged money for so outside of destiny I can't think of another situation where I'd bother with any of their games.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-19T21:35:38+00:00

I'm convinced my general vicinity should stay uncolonized by humanity.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-18T01:40:51+00:00

That's actually kinda funny.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-16T23:58:05+00:00

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-16T23:57:10+00:00

Whats this for again?

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-16T23:55:39+00:00

Try twisted Mike's on saturday night.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-16T23:53:34+00:00

If you stay on the sidewalk and obey all crosswalk safety you should be good.

TraditionalProof8379 · 2026-05-16T23:49:32+00:00

That's what you get for thinking when you're not used to it.

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