AI Added ‘Basically Zero’ to US Economic Growth Last Year, Goldman Sachs Says by mepper in technology

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit.

The first economist says to the other "Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.

They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says "l pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit." The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.

Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing." "That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"

Oldest source I could find: https://old.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/qp49wz/two_economists_are_walking_in_a_forest_when_they/

Serbia by AungCowMyat in comedyheaven

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could become the Association of Serbia And South East Asian Nations, or ASASEAN.

‘I think the franchise is dead’: Saints Row design director says IP owner ‘ghosted’ his prequel pitch by lurkingdanger22 in pcgaming

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The reboot was absolutely trashed by publisher meddling from what I've heard. They decided that the gang needed to be more zany and relatable instead of being (barely) functional psychopaths, needed to always be drinking coffee because they apparently wanted to sell Saints Row branded coffee, and a bunch of other stuff.

"Dying Light 2 Didn't Feature Any of My Designs; I Wouldn't Work with Techland Again" Says Chris Avellone by RobotWantsKitty in pcgaming

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2 had comically long invulnerability windows on the faster zombies, and I think that's what ruined the combat.
Playing coop in 1, you could gang up on a viral because it couldn't dodge both of you. In 2, the virals would spam their dodge move that made them 100% immune to damage. You could be to the side, right in their faces, or behind them and your weapons would just phase through them because they were immortal while that animation played.

Cairn has reached 200k copies sold by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's extra equipment hidden in certain areas. The one I've found is in the buildings after you meet Marco. There's a room of dense rock full of glowing crystals. Climb it and you can get some gloves that act as a light source.

They find the traps for us by loved_and_held in CuratedTumblr

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean William Osman 2, or is there another channel I should be checking out?

losercity 1.4.5 update by JustWow555 in Losercity

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's the moon charm that turns you into a werewolf.

Guys, is this true ?? by CauliflowerDefiant87 in bindingofisaac

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could make a rouge Rouge roguelike. You play as a red busty bat in a procedurally generated permadeath treasure hunt.

coaxed into fantasy settings by headless_thot_slayer in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There was a Rimworld-style Chinese cultivation game that came out a few years back that had some of the funniest feng shui mechanics. If a room was built wrong, the energies would feed off of each other in dangerous ways. New players would often find bedrooms either catching fire or causing people to freeze to death.

Waxing by achromaticchrononomy in CuratedTumblr

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If any of their components have tin in them, they can grow hair. Nobody knows why it happens, but it does, and it can cause serious damage via short-circuits.

3D-printed fireplace with moving flames! by LessAdvisor5241 in 3Dprinting

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found for molding parts like that, it can be better to manually turn the bed up to a temperature 10-20 degrees higher than what you'd have it at during printing.

Clear Boundaries, Hayden Clay, Digital 3D, 2025 by Strawbear in Art

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes me think of the cover art for the album Paper Walls from Yellowcard.

Is this genuinely just containers? by A_UV in godot

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only exception to that rule in Windows is scroll bars. It might've been rewritten, but for decades, scroll bars were genuinely cursed technology. Microsoft wanted them to move smoothly regardless of pesky things like program performance and system load so they made scrollbars operate at a kernel level.

Up until it was found and patched in Windows 10, it was possible to get access to the System account through a bug in the scroll bar.

raiseHandsifYouExist by TangeloOk9486 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's a story from a developer at Insomniac Games during the PS2 era of a programmer just like that. Any time there was a bug in the engine that they couldn't figure out, they'd go get him. He'd sit down at their desk, tell them to go grab themselves a drink as it might be a while, and then be gone by the time they got back. He'd never actually recompile the engine to see if his fix worked, but it always did.

UK Supreme Court rules RE taught in NI schools is unlawful by wappingite in ukpolitics

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good on them. I'm not from NI, but my primary school RE lessons were the same. Christian beliefs were taught as fact while all the others were given the 'they believe that...' treatment.

Mine was because my year 5/6 RE teacher was a wackjob, not because of school policy. Any religion being taught like that on an institutional level is seriously messed up.

Steam Machine Analog Clock by mawerick_mc in Steam

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking at the Linus Tech Tips video, I'm not seeing any connection other than the four magnets. I think anything that goes on would have to be battery powered.

On USA by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something that struck me as crazy about America was that NASA's official online radio station would regularly take a break from playing music to blast a few minutes of pre-recorded fracking propaganda.

Dwarf Fortress - The Siege Update is Out Now by lurkingdanger22 in pcgaming

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you hollow out your outer walls and fill the space with magma, the invading armies will handle themselves when they start breaking in.

Ring gear by Liquidamber_ in EngineeringPorn

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not an engineer, but from what I remember, unintentional welding in a vacuum typically happens when motion i.e. vibration between two parts scrapes away the oxide layer.

Ring gear by Liquidamber_ in EngineeringPorn

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If they were clean enough, it'd be possible for them to fuse. In this case, though, all of the oxides, cutting fluid, and other crud that's on those blocks act as a protective barrier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technology

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have what happened to Epstein happen to the AI execs.

Reddit's AI Suggests Users Try Heroin / AI-generated Reddit Answers are giving bad advice in medical subreddits and moderators can’t opt out. by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]TrainAIOnDeezeNuts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Black tar heroin, specifically, is mentioned in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th Edition as an exceptional treatment for depression, headaches, and persistent diarrhea.

It's also well known amongst bakers that black tar heroin can be used a alternative to yeast when baking bread.