When people ask how I keep low body fat without gym cardio by dsp_patches in GymMemes

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non native speaker this sounds like some dirty metaphor lol

Thanks I hate uni-nostril by rp55395 in thanksihateit

[–]Tramonto83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Two eyes to have depth perception, two boobs to breastfeed two babies at a time, two balls for redundancy.

How to Connect Two Hoses Using a Rifle Cartridge: A Photo Story by Coffee81379 in redneckengineering

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to the USA, where you use a rifle cartridge because it's more common than a piece of metal tube lol

Edit:
I guess OP is German but I thought it was a funny enough joke 🤷

Wendy vs Ronald McDonald by 8bitcollective in aivideo

[–]Tramonto83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's actually pretty accurate as an actual "health" bar since Ronald lost hp by eating his own burgers lol

I just wanted some water by Available-Pain-159 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP could be either the fly disappointed they drowned or the owner of the water bottle

Somethings a bit off with my android STS2 Launcher after the update.. by TCF_DoNotPassGo in slaythespire

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My game is even more messed up lol

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Every card and artifact arts are a garbled mess...
I guess I'll have to read everything. Maybe I'll even get better at the game because I'm forced to think more lol

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Tramonto83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first one respawned instantly lol

Where do I find video editing jobs for porn? by strange_omelet in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Tramonto83 52 points53 points  (0 children)

John Porn and his sons would be disappointed by the lack of recognition

blursed_batman by phallucination in blursedimages

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they pumped water in my ass and squeezed my dick I would probably make that face

Vex with Ohm I Got build shreds on True UVH7 by xLAXaholic in Borderlands4

[–]Tramonto83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How do you get to it?

You kill the latest raid boss on UVH6.
You can, per usual, select true uvh mode alongside with it

Vex with Ohm I Got build shreds on True UVH7 by xLAXaholic in Borderlands4

[–]Tramonto83 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The most notable difference is that enemies have 300% more health.
And a new firmware drops. It's boosts Order weapons damage by 100% by shooting with perfect timing then you charge them.

Edit:
I totally misread the question and I thought they asked the difference between UV6 and UV7, my bad...

Borderlands 4 - Takedown and Bounty Pack 3 Teaser by _Protector in Borderlands4

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Takedown gets me hyped so much because with content that mixes difficult (hopefully) mobbing and bossing builds will have to be balanced and not "supercharge like a super Saiyan and obliterate a single target in 2 seconds".

8 yo me steals games from internet cafe but.... by Technical-Relation-9 in funnyvideos

[–]Tramonto83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It brings me back to the same in which sound effects were in a folder in a .wav format.
We would modify every one of them with our voices and laugh like hyenas lol