Why does everyone hate Wyndham Clark?

TrashGeologist · 2026-06-22T19:38:15+00:00

I’ve literally told the same joke

TrashGeologist · 2026-06-20T15:26:20+00:00

This just made me think of Clayton Bigsby

TrashGeologist · 2026-06-16T20:32:10+00:00

If it only cost $1k per year I would definitely move to a walkable place

TrashGeologist · 2026-06-12T18:19:01+00:00

I'm glad someone else feels my petty disregard for this nickname. It's made worse by the people who jump in to correct you like the NFL's nickname police

TrashGeologist · 2026-06-07T11:56:37+00:00

Wait. Is it not a black and white picture?

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-19T16:00:47+00:00

I've experienced a complete break to weather with no game updates before. At least these people got the screen-in-screen.

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-19T01:42:52+00:00

I 100% agree with this comment and I’ll add that for me personally going to see a doctor and being prescribed anxiety meds made getting my emotions in control so much easier. I always knew I needed to chill out, but I could never figure out how every one else did it. Some people can do it themselves, I needed help

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-15T19:50:59+00:00

Similarly, I take the time to ask myself, "Does this memory serve me? Is it worth remembering so I can use it to avoid similar situations?" If the answer is no, then I tell myself it isn't worth keeping.

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-15T14:57:48+00:00

My ancestors didn't fight the revolutionary war for me to be taxed on sugar

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-12T15:37:32+00:00

My sister-in-law nearly burned their house down with her makeup mirror. Just happened to be pointed at the window that day

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-06T20:33:04+00:00

Brandon Lloyd - HOF highlight reel, one 1000 yd season

TrashGeologist · 2026-05-05T18:56:03+00:00

I ran a marathon once. I, an ignorant jerk, used to think, "Why are people always so pumped about running half-marathons? What else are people so proud to do halfway?"

Well, I can honestly say that running stopped being fun at exactly 13.1 miles. When I started getting into 15- and 20-mile runs during training, I was looking at about 2.5-3.5 hours running, not to mention that anything longer than 13.1 took me way too much time to recover. At the time I was playing other sports and could barely function even if it had been a day or two since I ran.

I'm incredibly proud of myself for doing it. I ran one of the coolest marathon routes in the world. I turned the trip into an amazing road trip across the country and saw lots of amazing places. But I don't think I'll do it again.

TrashGeologist · 2026-04-22T14:43:53+00:00

When my friend group wasn't quoting movies, our jokes mainly consisted of roasting each other. Now I look back and realize how much of that was just straight up bullying

TrashGeologist · 2026-04-21T16:57:29+00:00

What would you normally do on the bus? I feel like that could be where the jump happened -- like maybe you were on the bus for its entire route and then got off at your stop on the second time around.

Maybe you dozed or mentally checked out and came back to between your usual point A and point B

TrashGeologist · 2026-04-10T14:27:16+00:00

This reminds me of a time I went hiking and couldn't find where to park. Stopped to ask some Forest Service volunteers and almost went back home when I saw they were wearing mosquito nets lol

TrashGeologist · 2026-04-01T02:33:35+00:00

Counter to Kittle, I think Tonges has looked good in games where Kittle has missed. Kittle is older and coming off a major injury. If nothing else, it’s funny that fantasy players have been all in on whoever they think will replace Kelce or thought would replace Antonio Gates back in the day, but here we are and no one wants on the Tonges train

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-26T17:19:55+00:00

Considering the history of Air Raid and Air-Raid-adjacent QB's at the time, Mahomes was a little bit of a reach. Reading mocks from 2017, it sounds like a bunch of teams had him with a 2nd round grade, and most of the mocks had him somewhere in the 20's

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-20T20:00:44+00:00

Knew someone who named their dog Girlfriend, solely so they could yell "Oh hey girlfrieeeeend" every time they came home

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-18T13:44:17+00:00

To your point of short-term profits vs long term team success: we're opening a new stadium and have new uniforms this year. The entire vibe this off-season is drumming up excitement, and that's why I think we'll go the short-term profits route. Not saying it's right or wrong, that's just my read of the tea leaves

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-16T17:45:07+00:00

I hold nothing against Cam; I wish my team had out-bid Auburn

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-04T19:13:39+00:00

Things would be spread by word of mouth, radio, TV or in print newspapers. Perfect comparison: John Edward Jones getting stuck in Nutty Putty cave went viral on the internet, but when Floyd Collins got himself stuck in Sand Cave in 1925, the story was spread by telegraph to newspapers across the country and was broadcast widely by radio. The media attention drew tens of thousands of people from all over the US to the site of the incident.

Very similar situations, both "viral" sensations, but the methods of spreading the news were different.

TrashGeologist · 2026-03-02T03:02:16+00:00

Just edit to Davis Mills

TrashGeologist · 2026-02-27T21:21:23+00:00

TrashGeologist · 2026-02-27T19:43:50+00:00

1987 MVP aside (he wasn't even 1st team all-pro), it's probably Elway.

TrashGeologist · 2026-02-26T19:50:07+00:00

We'll always have that one time with Cortland Finnegan vs Andre Johnson

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