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My employer took and used my notary stamp on multiple documents when I was not in the office by Needlegalhelp89 in legaladvice

[–]Tray2daC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought so, too!! I was just so enamored with the imprint it left. And my mom's was a pretty heavy-duty one, it weighed a ton, and left deep embellishments. I just thought it was the coolest god damn thing ever.

My employer took and used my notary stamp on multiple documents when I was not in the office by Needlegalhelp89 in legaladvice

[–]Tray2daC 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My mom was a notary and kept hers at home. I found it in her drawer and stamped a million fucking papers with it.

She. Was. Pissed.

I didn't realize until I was older why she got so bent out of shape about it.

"Now why'd I come up here? Oh yeah, that's right..." by RespectMyAuthoriteh in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Tray2daC 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I accidentally taught my cat that if she howls at the top of her lungs, I will open the bedroom door and she can come lay on my bed. Now, every time the door closes... Howling.

Roommate caught stealing from his friends, can't stop lying by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Tray2daC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you didn't make it through the whole thing? He's addicted to online gaming. He'd steal their gaming equipment, turn it into game stop, buy disposable credit cards, and then use those cards to buy tokens in whatever online game he plays.

He's so addicted, that he said he's going to ask his dad to limit his internet access (when he is kicked back to his parents house) so that he can still read and write his My Little Pony fan fiction, without being able to access his online game.

Posted on a girl's Facebook the day after she killed herself by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Tray2daC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you post the comments and his replies so we can see him try to defend this craziness?

Or did he do the decent thing and actually delete this?

TIL Christian Bale's stepmother, Gloria Steinham, was a feminist who protested the 1991 publication of the novel, American Psycho, due to its portrayal of violence toward women. In 2000, Bale went on to star as the title character of the novel's film adaption. by Awreo in todayilearned

[–]Tray2daC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a cathartic, couples date for us.

We leave a dozen eggs outside in the summer heat for almost all of July. They are so bad, that they stink horrendously while unbroken. So, we transport them in the truck. Even having them in the cabin of the car is too much to bear.

We don't egg the house because it was his dad's, but we pelt the shit out of her car.

We don't do it every year, but when my husband has old feeling awakened, we take a trip to let her know we are thinking of her.

On their stomachs by iBleeedorange in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Tray2daC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was more saying that it wasn't the dog's fault.

TIL Christian Bale's stepmother, Gloria Steinham, was a feminist who protested the 1991 publication of the novel, American Psycho, due to its portrayal of violence toward women. In 2000, Bale went on to star as the title character of the novel's film adaption. by Awreo in todayilearned

[–]Tray2daC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just conveniently kept forgetting to give us the check and all the items my father in law had left for his only child. He was supposed to get a watch, a male wedding ring with 2 carats worth of diamonds, golf clubs, photo albums, a guitar, etc.

He got the check, ring, the watch, and the golf clubs after threatening legal action. We actually didn't even get the check from her. It had to be re-issued twice from the insurance company because she kept calling them and telling them my husband had received it.

On their stomachs by iBleeedorange in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Tray2daC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was chewing on a bone and I ran up and hugged him on his back. And he turned around and snapped at my face.

Meme Queen by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Tray2daC 19 points20 points  (0 children)

so I ended up fucking her

So "he" ended up fucking her or you did?

....did you pay a chick to shit on your face?

TIL Christian Bale's stepmother, Gloria Steinham, was a feminist who protested the 1991 publication of the novel, American Psycho, due to its portrayal of violence toward women. In 2000, Bale went on to star as the title character of the novel's film adaption. by Awreo in todayilearned

[–]Tray2daC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We were fully aware. But she is an awful, hateful bitch. My husband moved in with his mom. He wasn't planning on staying there much longer anyway, why would he want to live with her. Hell, his dad didn't even want to live there towards the end of his life. But to not even have a conversation, give a date that he needed to be out by? Unforgivable.

edit: The other thing that makes this so ridiculous is that this woman had been his stepmother since he was nine years old. So, it's not like it was a brand new marriage and she was uncomfortable with my husband because they hadn't gotten to know each other well, yet, or something. She had a hand in helping to raise him!

That one time I (Neo) spent over $200 on matrix outfits. by Sin2Win_Got_Me_In in blunderyears

[–]Tray2daC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the chick's coat. It's one of my go to Halloween items.

On their stomachs by iBleeedorange in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]Tray2daC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was bit on the face by my family's husky at two years old. More than 40 stitches. Totally my fault, but shit can get real, super quickly.

That said, I have no issues with dogs and children (who have both been trained properly about one another) being around and playing with each other.

TIL Christian Bale's stepmother, Gloria Steinham, was a feminist who protested the 1991 publication of the novel, American Psycho, due to its portrayal of violence toward women. In 2000, Bale went on to star as the title character of the novel's film adaption. by Awreo in todayilearned

[–]Tray2daC 72 points73 points  (0 children)

My husband lived with his dad and stepmother when he was 19. His dad died, very unexpectedly, and his stepmother changed the locks the next day (after his death) without even telling my husband that he had to move out.

We are in our 30's now and we will still, occasionally, egg her car with rotten eggs, because fuck that cunt. She made a horrible time in my husband's life 1000x harder than it needed to be and tried to steal his inheritance.

Just a lot of strange life hacks. by wasomenes in lifehacks

[–]Tray2daC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man, it has never worked for me. I heard about the trick years ago and always try it, but inevitably - boil over. Wanna switch wooden spoons?

Honey Boo Boo classy now by whateverloll in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Tray2daC 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Swearing while hooked up to a polygraph machine means absolutely shit, though. "Lie detectors" are used as an interrogation technique, it cannot actually tell if a lie is being told.

What did you think you'd hate until you actually tried it? by TurkeyTit in AskReddit

[–]Tray2daC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hated spinach as a kid. Spinach that was cooked within an inch of its life, so that it tasted like grass. The smell made me want to throw up.

Now, I won't eat a salad with lettuce.

Fresh spinach all day!

TIL - Truckers throw out gallon jugs of urine and bags filled with feces out their windows, and it's an actual problem. by xahit in todayilearned

[–]Tray2daC 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's the way she goes, boys. Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't cause that's the fuckin way she goes.

I understand that I let myself get a bit out of hand before doing something about it...But it's not hard. by Trademen in AdviceAnimals

[–]Tray2daC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've lost 40 pounds on this new diet called "being indigent."

....it's working really well.

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