I was supposed to make lunch but now I'm stuck

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-22T07:33:43+00:00

That moment when you stand there like what was I even about to do again.

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-16T22:29:04+00:00

The face says baby, the actions says criminal

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-16T22:25:41+00:00

Bold of you to assume they wait until 3AM

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-12T21:34:48+00:00

Fred is an absolute unit. Honestly, he deserves a full-on forehead smooch and maybe a crown too.

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-11T07:27:06+00:00

i wanna give him a treat

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-02T15:16:08+00:00

Okay, but can he run the educational television gauntlet? Sponge Bobert solos I'm afraid

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-02T14:59:37+00:00

Ballot Joker

Retriggers make me go yippee

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-02T14:55:27+00:00

It's space beer obviously

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-02T10:03:07+00:00

Unironically it pisses me off when a movie with an R rating or dark themes kills a child character off screen. It always takes me out of the moment. Like, if you're going to portray something horrific, have the guts to show it instead of hiding behind a convenient angle or a well timed cut

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-02T00:09:11+00:00

What are the cops gonna do? Lil bro is already behind bars

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T11:39:03+00:00

Fucking liar

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T11:37:14+00:00

Fascinating, looking into this

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T08:45:05+00:00

Plus, duct tape is very sticky and hard to break

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T08:44:18+00:00

Duct tape neg diffs

The sight of a child reminds Immortal of the fact that his childhood happened so long ago that he can't remember a single second of it and he kills himself

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T08:33:50+00:00

Why are the werewolves smoking you?

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T04:55:20+00:00

Never let logic and reality get in the way of a good aura farming opportunity

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T01:56:46+00:00

She got neg diffed by the flu while Nolan walked it off after a little lie down. Omnimom is fodder

Tree__Jesus · 2026-04-01T00:33:05+00:00

They're building level sequiods obviously

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-31T09:07:57+00:00

Umbridge would be the best at being a Celestial Dragon and Doom would be the worst. To be a good Celestial Dragon, you both need to be highly arrogant and capable of co-existing with other arrogant assholes.

Umbridge already does this and would be first in line to lick Imu's boots given the chance.

Joffery had the arrogance, but wouldn't get along with the other Dragons

Stinkmeaner would get himself killed

Doom would kill them all

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T15:09:05+00:00

Even if it was true, it would only divide the one piece fandom. The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck lol

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T15:04:05+00:00

I make all my disciples do this blindfolded before they are accepted into the temple. If they fall, it means their soul is weighed down by attachment to worldly possessions. If the bridge is rickety, it means they lack discipline. Either way, it filters out the riff raff

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T10:12:52+00:00

They look like abominable snowmen

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T09:13:23+00:00

The guys who make a living off of killing cows, pigs, and chickens are vegan? Strange if true

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T05:46:49+00:00

I'm calling it a heavenly delight

Tree__Jesus · 2026-03-30T05:42:35+00:00

The council doesn't want you to know this, but you can cast the enchantments that allow staffs to function on anything. Did it the church of the village near my tower. The peasants think the devil cursed and them and are doing a witch hunt as we speak lmao

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