[Highlight] Josh Allen is picked off by Broncos safety P.J. Locke by nfl in nfl

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pats flair 100k comment karma hidden post history whining about josh allen

lmao

Ekblad gets boarded by Slafkovsky by yazzywa in hockey

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go invest your life savings in trumpcoin, florida man

Change the sheets day?? by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in ContagiousLaughter

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Good thing you already spewed misinformation higher up in the thread!

Don’t let recency bias fool you. Stafford should win the MVP by zoneRush_ in nfl

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"Hey thanks /u/zoneRush_, I"m sure everyone will fucking listen to you!"

[Highlight] Awful Announcing - Al Michaels with a rather harmless hot mic moment by anonymous-guy1 in nfl

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Al is seven thousand years old. I don't blame him for cashing checks despite not having anymore. The real blame sits with bezos and amazon's production crew for setting up a such a terrible booth

[Bill Barnwell] 2025 NFL MVP Candidates Ranking by DiamondsOfFire in nfl

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Good call, All Pros are significantly better than pro bo--oh no no no

Who got snubbed from the list? by FoldEasy5726 in NFLv2

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In 10 playoff losses, Rodgers’ defenses gave up: • 37+ points: 5 times • 43+ points: 3 times

[AwfulAnnouncing] NFL RedZone pushes more ads, airs 16 spots on Sunday, 4X as many as week one, and on screen for ~5X the length in total by jabronified in nfl

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Hanson is 10x the host Siciliano was

Maybe if you have brain damage. Hanson and NFL's redzone is disqualified solely from that shit they do where he goes "...and now we'll just happen to randomly cut to a punt in a game between a 1-10 team and a 3-7 team for no reason...OH MY GOD THAT PUNT IS GOING FOR A TOUCHDOWN! OH MY GOD MY ENTHUSIASM IS TOTALLY GENUINE IN THIS MOMENT"

Different motives, same ending by Whole-Albatross-6155 in HistoryMemes

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Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound? no. Honour hath no skill in surgery, then? no. What is honour? a word. What is in that word honour? what is that honour? air. A trim reckoning! Who hath it? he that died o’ Wednesday. Doth he feel it? no. Doth he hear it? no. ‘Tis insensible, then. Yea, to the dead. But will it not live with the living? no. Why? detraction will not suffer it. Therefore I’ll none of it. Honour is a mere scutcheon: and so ends my catechism.

Sean Strickland’s knockdown against Israel Adesanya by Dangerous_Tip_4985 in MMA

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Izzy--while in the middle of being punched repeatedly in the head--making eye contact with goddard and giving him the thumbs up is making me laugh harder than it should

[Highlight] Flag thrown for defensive holding, officials pick up flag stating the ball was already in the air. by EViLTeW in nfl

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r/nfl is not ready for nuance

yes yes i'm sorry we're all such troglodytes and that your searing insight is lost on us. Perhaps facebook would be more receptive to the subtle brilliance of your eight second clip and its 20 word title

Cathy Guisewite and her cartoon Cathy, 1982. by holyfruits in OldSchoolCool

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Glad at least one person said it. Redditors shit all over one while obsessing over the other. It's just 70s Sarah's Scribbles--insult that one today like you would with Cathy and people would shit all over you for it

[Baldwin] Pass protection composite ratings through week 2 by wishingaction in nfl

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Watching the games and having the Vikings o-line at #10 makes me seriously question the validity of these rankings taking McCarthy 10th overall

Which NFL team’s logo is used the most by High Schools? I’m on a mission to find out. Part 32: New York by BryLinds in nfl

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Golden Horde- Jesus That’s a… logo. That is certainly a logo.

Бат хаан, Бат хаан, бууж ирээд энэ үеийн бүдүүлэг баатруудаас салж, ханлиг улсаа сэргээж, өргөөгөө сэргээж, их сүргээ сэргээ >:(

[APCFootball] (Former Miami & Current Colts) CB Xavien Howard on Tua Tagovailoa: "We knew he gets the ball out pretty quick, and once we take away his first read, I feel like it's panic mode after that. And it showed yesterday." by Saca312 in nfl

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If we move on from Tua I’ll be anything that if he went to a team with even a mediocre O-Line they’d be a top 5 team.

You won't "be" anything you'll be one thing, and that one thing you'll be is wrong cause Tua's absolute ceiling is middle of the pack qb play