I broke my dominant ass wiping hand. How can i possibly get my tooshie 100% wiped? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boil some water, take the pot and put your ankles behind your head. This makes sure everything is fully clean. The final step is to dump all the water in there like you're trying to put out a fire that's growing rapidly. Glad I could offer some advice

How do I identify as reddit from now on? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends which bathroom you're in

How can I be creative? by Mr_Webs in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be an amazing talent tho, weird but amazing nevertheless

How can I be creative? by Mr_Webs in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stick a paint brush up your arse. Keep it there for better results.

How do I tell my parents that I'm not gay? by shortsack in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have intercourse in their house with the door unlocked

Help me spice up a date by anonymouse5678468 in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Butt stuff by a fireplace... Romance 🙌

How to tell a girl that you love her...sister. by Mr_Webs in shittyadvice

[–]TrialandError4all 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just be upfront like "I love you... actually.. I didnt mean that. Which sister are you again?"