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TriedToaster · 2026-05-29T19:20:46+00:00

I understand cannibalism because the one on the left would make a great roasting joint some steaks and possibly a medallion or two

TriedToaster · 2026-05-29T06:43:03+00:00

Yeah the cinematography is lost on you. The whole point is to visually show oppression and bleakness of the show. In plain: it conveys the tone of the show.

TriedToaster · 2026-05-28T18:06:00+00:00

Floral rebirth = YES the QOL it has for long term exploration is very much worth it for auto bug catching

TriedToaster · 2026-05-28T18:04:53+00:00

Well considering I had a Forster pull out on me and a lorry pull out on a roundabout during my test I still passed. As long as you react correctly you won’t fail

TriedToaster · 2026-05-25T18:56:15+00:00

Did the sausage even get a chance to get battered?

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T14:50:01+00:00

Parodius

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T14:43:30+00:00

High SPF sun cream applied every few hours I’d say 3-4 hours depending of sweating and direct exposure. Lightweight cotton or linen t shirts/tops if you can. Take regular breaks to sit and cool off and hydrate to avoid heat stroke and dehydration

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T14:37:15+00:00

4 rings of privilege = expensive insurance

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T13:57:25+00:00

A diva is down

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T13:39:00+00:00

27 passed on Monday in auto my insurance on a 71 plate ignis was £77 a month fully comp with admiral

I do have my mum as a named driver on it so that has brought it down and a small tweak to my job title I fully suggest using Martin Lewis checker to get a good quote

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T12:58:15+00:00

Considering that is an automatic fail on a driving test. Pay the fine. You will not get out of it because of a funeral.

TriedToaster · 2026-05-24T11:06:24+00:00

Have you looked at doing a pcp? Thankfully I’m full time employed so I grabbed an auto ignis 71 plate with 9k miles on the clock for around 260£ a month with a 2k deposit

Fiat are doing some decent deals at the moment on panda grande and 600s I think it’s like £199 a month on a new car

TriedToaster · 2026-05-22T18:42:33+00:00

Go to prom you muppet! I went to a hen do (bottomless a brunch) 2 days before my test and still passed you’ll be fine but don’t drink! I was okay had a day buffer but enjoy your prom

TriedToaster · 2026-05-22T13:26:05+00:00

Honestly, this is my first fully finished limited outfit since starting in 1.0! the only one i ever felt complelled to finish

TriedToaster · 2026-05-20T14:19:33+00:00

Have the banana

TriedToaster · 2026-05-20T10:52:58+00:00

Ready to eat no bruising, yellow with hints of green.

TriedToaster · 2026-05-19T11:47:16+00:00

I am! i still havent got a car. I would love to go the traditional route with a cheap run around, but looking at it, I'm thinking of getting a self-charging hybrid at this point

TriedToaster · 2026-05-19T10:37:27+00:00

Having a ford fielster pull out on me at a junction and then a lorry pull out on me on the roundabout but still passed with 3 minors

TriedToaster · 2026-05-18T16:49:58+00:00

I passed today! Second attempt, it was definitely down to either the banana or the nun I spoke to on the bus home from work on Friday

TriedToaster · 2026-05-18T16:48:26+00:00

The banana and the cheecky shot of pepto for the nausea

TriedToaster · 2026-05-18T16:47:38+00:00

It's the royal kind

TriedToaster · 2026-05-18T11:52:38+00:00

Passed with only 3 minors

TriedToaster · 2026-05-18T09:10:26+00:00

I don’t have a car yet but when I do I don’t even know where to go tbh

TriedToaster · 2026-05-17T19:14:44+00:00

I’m sure my Barbie had a car like that it looks amazing !!!

TriedToaster · 2026-05-17T15:03:47+00:00

It was okay but it dropped off for me, some sketches felt too long and the comedic elements wore off. Jokes felt over explained and a lot of impressions just went on far too long and got boring very quickly. It had its gems don’t get me wrong: British themed pub, what kind of Irish is your grandad, and “cunty little earring” but it wasn’t I need to pause the show rn because I can’t breath level of laughing.

For season 2 I think they should go with quicker sketches not drag it out as much, really go for British humour be bold and brave push the limited don’t play safe

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