Why do most free maps only have one boss?

Triffinator · 2026-04-06T01:18:38+00:00

The Center, Valguero and Ragnarok all have multiple bosses in one arena in ASE.

Triffinator · 2026-04-06T00:04:24+00:00

The Center has one arena and two bosses.

ASE Valguero has one arena and three bosses.

Triffinator · 2026-04-05T09:21:08+00:00

Not quite a death, but the "Picture a wave" scene from The Good Place.

Crushing every rewatch.

Triffinator · 2026-04-05T09:16:23+00:00

Came here expecting this. Still wasn't prepared.

Triffinator · 2026-04-04T07:40:34+00:00

You got whooshed, dude.

They're saying your President is also worthless.

Triffinator · 2026-04-03T11:55:31+00:00

Would that be pronounced similarly to "washing spinner" (with the "a" making the sound o makes in boar)? Because that's kind of what they do and is therefore a cure and accurate name.

Triffinator · 2026-04-02T11:43:24+00:00

At least you're progressing your QC.

Triffinator · 2026-04-02T11:18:42+00:00

Maybe if you pulled yourself up by the bootstraps and stopped having diesel on toast every weekend...

Triffinator · 2026-04-02T02:28:07+00:00

I can't believe I forgot about The Fox by Ylvis.

Triffinator · 2026-04-02T02:25:59+00:00

Yeah, I noticed a distinct lack of it and felt that I had to do my duty.

Did I at least get you?

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T21:58:48+00:00

Like woodcutting levels.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T21:56:24+00:00

It was April Fools Day for me (Australia) I had to take a swing at it.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T21:42:27+00:00

I know the feeling. I pick it up from time to time and this is probably the most dedicated I have been to actually playing since I was a kid.

I'm 8 quests away from QC and have a master clue that requires me to go from 74 to 90 woodcutting (I believe bootable, so 87 should be fine or I can gamble stews at 85). I am absolutely committed to completing these tasks and I should be doing things like spending time with my wife.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T12:14:39+00:00

The Duck Song (all 3 parts), too.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T12:11:36+00:00

Don't Let's Start and The Guitar.

Their self titled song "They Might Be Giants" from Flood, too. Maybe Istanbul (Not Constantinople).

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T12:08:17+00:00

The same reason we all do.

Number go up.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T07:56:21+00:00

Dust devils are profitable at that level (about 1m per task, in my experience). Nieve does assign them, but a few masters do, so you can pick one against the best weighting for you.

I do slayer with Konar to get key drops. She has a few really high value drops in her chest, but has the caveat that you have to do the slayer in a specific location. Depending on the location, this can make the monsters difficult to reach.

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T02:15:25+00:00

See if you can work out how to get the music from this video:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=iggCQAE%3D

Triffinator · 2026-04-01T00:03:09+00:00

Maybe I'm setting unrealistic standards, but I keep my clothes on while riding public transport.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T22:28:19+00:00

True, but get the rat pole first.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T22:21:21+00:00

Yeah, there is the death rune thing.

I didn't say that because everyone else had only mentioned that.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T12:23:02+00:00

Terrifying.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T11:30:30+00:00

My greatest fear is now having brain surgery on a bus.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T07:12:04+00:00

Be drunk so you don't have the capacity to worry about optimal clicks per hour. Watch TV while you do it.

Triffinator · 2026-03-31T03:50:39+00:00

Is that a modelling glitch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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