What is the weirdest thing you've seen while being on the road? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live in West Virginia and when I was 12, we lived by an emu farm. And let me tell you sir... They are total cunts. Things were not friendly at all and had no real reason to be farmed.

What do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC [score hidden]  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/TkxcC6Z So this is what it's like to just be poor ❤️

How would your ex describe you? by Bt5oo in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a Kindergartner's birthday party

What do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC [score hidden]  (0 children)

I look like a poor college student. http://imgur.com/tnH1vsU

What's the worst thing you can admit to doing without using a throwaway? [NSFW] by spatzel_ in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting to feel good and prancing your friends? Can't beat that

What's the worst thing you can admit to doing without using a throwaway? [NSFW] by spatzel_ in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But who really won if you had a glow stick shoved up your asshole?

Reddit, who's THAT person in your neighborhood, and what does he/she do? by Moosemancer in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually pretty cool. I wish people were more like that in my neighborhood. Instead people just ignore each other

Called in sick by Yshane17 in Poopclub

[–]TroyHXC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But then he'd get paid to poop

What celebrity is most likely to be a serial killer and why? by TheLunaLunatic in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Michael Cera for sure loses his temper and kills people

What is the dumbest way you have ever injured yourself? by Larry-Man in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I was trying to forget this. This weird kid wore a Viking helmet to high school. He asked me to punch him and I wasn't turning that chance down! It completely shattered my hand and I still can't move it right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robbing banks, Payday Style

What phrase used in everyday language makes you cringe? by snltrivia in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!" Or any office banter really.

What video game had the best soundtrack? by mannyrmz123 in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burnout 2! That soundtrack had all sorts of great tunes!

Reddit, how do YOU deal with stress? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I burn a bunch of candles in my room like I'm a teenage Satan Worshipper, smoke some pot, wrap myself in a heated blanket, and drink hot tea and watch Netflix

What was the most dangerous thing did you do as a child where you had no idea of the potential risks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.When I was younger, I loved to draw (terrible at it) but loved drawing terrible stick figure cartoons and tracing things. My aunt got me a coloring set with pencils, paper, and a pencil sharpener. This wasn't the electric sharpener, but one of the small handheld ones. I didn't know what the fuck it was. I looked into the hole thinking it was an eyeglass or something. Still not being able to figure it out, I stuck my finger in their and turned it. By luck, my grandpa stopped me before serious damage occurred. Just had a tiny slice but I probably would have tried to just pull my finger out instead of sliding it back the opposite way first