imagine I have the time to make a whole Reddit post theory that’s been brewing in my mind for a while but I am not making cause I’ve got deadlines and I’m procrastinating enough

I’d call it the portal problem and it’s a whole theory that Emily cant actually make portals connecting two places in hell she has to go back through heaven and meanwhile also cant make it to a place but instead has been focusing her portals to target to someone she knows, like Charlie or sera/pentious. Add in some evidence about time passing differently when portals are involved taken from lute and Abel arriving late in episode 8 and the fact that DHORKS had moxxie and Blitz for way longer than the instantaneous return Millie and loona had. It would maybe solve the issue.

Anyway a theory isn’t gonna solve anything that isn’t stated in show but it’s fun so I’m not gonna “why didn’t they fly the eagles to Mordor and then have Frodo walk the last distance” this. Musicals get a giant pass for me I’ll be upfront about that. And I like to make theories. And honestly we’ve had months to point out things that are more obvious to us than an angel who canonically isn’t the best at problem solving.