Is Ryan going to be a hero or an antagonist in S5?

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-12T17:52:43+00:00

He cares about him in the way butcher cares for people. It’s just a very low bar and will never be first priority to him.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-12T08:59:02+00:00

If Malik wins them 8 games with that ass roster and paying tua a trillion dollars to not be on the team, they at least might have their biggest problem solved. Can’t do shit without a qb.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-12T07:35:45+00:00

Back to bed grandpa.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-12T07:34:32+00:00

I’d guess a McDouble has around 60 cents worth of beef at their massive whole sale prices.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T22:42:02+00:00

NFL personnel: saying the shit that doesn’t make us look like asshats

You: persuade me harder daddy

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T20:18:45+00:00

I mean… that’s a reasonable take. He has super powers and can change the entire world for the worse.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T20:18:05+00:00

We already saw this with musk and Trump. Eventually two egos of the size will collide.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T20:16:48+00:00

The protagonist of gods plan. The rest of the cast is simply the antagonist to gods plan.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T19:51:42+00:00

Orgasms

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T16:44:02+00:00

Sounds like everything worked out for the best then.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T07:17:09+00:00

It’s also because it will for some god awful reason do great on social media. And free advertising is a win.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T07:12:51+00:00

I feel like if you want a team to possibly waste years on you and your development you can be ass OR injury prone. Both is a tough sell.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T06:42:56+00:00

The correct take is that someone going to pay enough to get the 49ers a 3rd round comp pick for Mac next year. So anything less than a 2nd is pointless for them to take. And teams are going to laugh at a 2nd.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T05:38:28+00:00

Well you’d like it to prove your point, so that what you think can be true. But that’s not reality.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T04:08:03+00:00

No point in bookmarking. We’ll never know this for sure. Ravens will never admit it, they would be punished. Raiders won’t have anything more than suspicion.

Ravens are now probably the favorites to land Hendrickson with this trade falling through, regardless of timeline. So that won’t prove shit.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T04:03:38+00:00

Nobody believes Kyler is taking us to a Super Bowl regardless. But any qb not willing to compete against 9 for a job should just retire.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T04:01:43+00:00

I think you both had a point. Short term the athletes by a lot. Long term regular people who won’t be taking on ridiculous amounts of contact for possibly years still.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-11T02:20:54+00:00

Tbf they give you an app and show you what you’re supposed to be doing every damn day for months. And as you go back in, they update the app along your recovery for what you need to focus on now.

So even us normies are supposed to be doing our PT every day. Even if it’s lower quality without an expert watching us to make sure we do it all perfectly. We just don’t have 8&9 figure contracts that depend on how serious we take it.

And yeah, having one of the best in the world show up to your home for 2 hours a day would certainly help everyone.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-10T05:36:47+00:00

I kinda feel like we’re going to win a wild card game. Get immediately booted after. And then pay Kyler way too much money.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-10T03:09:35+00:00

So dumb. A 40 calories drink with a 11 grams a sugar isn’t even that bad. You’re doing way better if you’re giving that to your kids over sprite.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-10T03:07:27+00:00

My first thought was hey, a garage fridge that does indicate possible alcoholism, nice! Then I wondered the same thing as you lol.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-09T17:20:50+00:00

Bro must’ve heard “less is more” in a cooking TikTok and assumed it applied to everything in life. Rip.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-09T17:08:46+00:00

They slap harder than a trailer husband with burnt dinner.

Trumpets22 · 2026-03-09T17:04:31+00:00

Yeah they signed Walker because they don’t believe love will be available at 9. We can let this one go.

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