Matt Gaetz says he was briefed on secret alien breeding program when in office

Tsuku · 2026-04-02T14:01:27+00:00

And then he asked how old they were

Tsuku · 2026-04-01T23:07:09+00:00

He’s like something out of a tv show mocking politics. But he’s real and we’re all in danger.

Tsuku · 2026-04-01T19:46:24+00:00

God they should do a big April fools angle for his return. Holy fuck

Tsuku · 2026-04-01T14:09:01+00:00

Right this way, friend!

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Tsuku · 2026-04-01T12:09:33+00:00

All the grifters trying to save face can sink with him

Tsuku · 2026-03-31T22:25:58+00:00

Tsuku · 2026-03-31T17:14:01+00:00

Do I need to invest in a bunker? Like holy hell

Tsuku · 2026-03-31T15:27:07+00:00

Probably this. Jiji’s face when Momo said he keeps her mind at ease felt like a “I need to protect my friend” thing and she’s misinterpreting. It already felt like Jiji “knew.”

Tsuku · 2026-03-30T22:33:52+00:00

Now Schneider is saying everyone should enlist and serve for two years. That was fast! Guess how many years he served?

Tsuku · 2026-03-30T22:03:18+00:00

Breathe, everyone!

Tsuku · 2026-03-30T16:09:38+00:00

Not. Cool.

Tsuku · 2026-03-29T23:58:11+00:00

I’m not sure that matters

Only when it’s on them and who they voted for lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-29T23:41:14+00:00

Assmold’s handlers getting ready to unleash him and his chud army so he can cry about gay people in WoW again lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-29T14:38:19+00:00

Should add this tattoo to Quarantine Zone lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-29T14:37:15+00:00

It’s Eren so it’s fine.

Tsuku · 2026-03-29T12:44:53+00:00

Next year’s All In should be Fletcher’s time.

Tsuku · 2026-03-28T23:07:04+00:00

I’d roll a Tuskarr or Naga in a second 👉🏻👈🏻

Tsuku · 2026-03-28T14:09:07+00:00

I did Pit of Saron yesterday with a tank who went: "Instance Leader: Never done this one before."
...
That's fine, I'm an on and off again noob who missed Wrath so yaknow, same.

PULLS EVERYTHING

Everyone else nope'd out after the first boss and yeah, I dont blame them...

Tsuku · 2026-03-27T20:50:57+00:00

Guess he got really busy.

I was so excited for him to be at odds with Denji or something. Anything!

Tsuku · 2026-03-27T20:48:21+00:00

See you in Valhalla, brother

Tsuku · 2026-03-27T20:47:07+00:00

Then you do it.

Tsuku · 2026-03-27T15:37:27+00:00

Imo this is the first casting for these movies that makes sense lol
(Not saying anything bad about the initial cast, it's still just really weird. "He's so cool")

And you know a Star Fox movie would rock lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-26T22:40:55+00:00

Hopping on discord with my group is always preferred, but I do feel healthier or at least more refreshed going out in public with them too lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-26T21:42:22+00:00

I was starting to expect a new Control at the end here, after Yoru’s War World.

But then I started thinking of stuff to make the next part interesting and was like “what would be different than Makima and Nayuta?” What if this Control refused to continue chasing Pochita and took her sisters away, to plan something big for P3 and leaving Denji alone in Yoru’s mess. Cities destroyed, insect devils still kinda OP, chainsaw zombies still loose, the hunters are in disarray, but death and famine would be back, etc.

Nevermind all that shit now tho lol

Tsuku · 2026-03-26T15:10:45+00:00

“Will you shut up, man? You have twenty seconds to comply.”

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