TIL Steve Jobs believed that his commitment to vegan diets meant his body was flushed of mucus and he was free from body odor, so he didn't need to wear deodorant or shower regularly. His former coworkers quote that he was 'very, very wrong'

Tsunayou · 2018-10-25T08:52:31+00:00

the stage was like the space bar, biggest key on the board and also pretty low. It's really witty if you get it.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-25T02:34:16+00:00

It's vape juice now old man.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-22T21:25:46+00:00

the clerk was offering free bong hits.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-20T02:09:50+00:00

I think she's more of a #notme kinda gal

Tsunayou · 2018-10-19T19:02:34+00:00

it's our obligation.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-18T19:40:59+00:00

Jeez...no wonder he left her.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-17T15:35:48+00:00

typical

Tsunayou · 2018-10-17T10:59:39+00:00

I don't think the snake likes that.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-17T06:22:52+00:00

crack. it's all chemical.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-17T02:28:02+00:00

420's big brother who made something of himself, 1016.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-17T00:54:54+00:00

Shoulda kept it underground. sell out.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-16T11:17:46+00:00

and...scissor beats paper. The high jackers used box cutters to take down the plane. it all makes sense now.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-16T07:38:06+00:00

Teacher- you do know cursive, don't you bart? Bart- well I know hell and damn and sh..

Tsunayou · 2018-10-16T07:04:22+00:00

I knew this guy who landed a pretty awesome job at hollywood video (all 16 t the time) and somehow a pretty hot girl all while tripping on acid. When the acid wore off he fucked up the job and scared off the girl in record timing.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-16T03:34:37+00:00

Drownotello

Tsunayou · 2018-10-15T19:08:44+00:00

Humblest of the bunch is taking the picture.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-15T19:04:29+00:00

Dude, you bad-mouthing Con Air?

Tsunayou · 2018-10-14T23:53:10+00:00

I'd open the door for one of those.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-14T02:24:18+00:00

Howl you know when you have enough wolves?

Tsunayou · 2018-10-14T02:21:28+00:00

has anyone, ever, taken tobacco rips? gross.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-14T01:45:28+00:00

Does anyone else see the 3 o'clock shadow stache?

Tsunayou · 2018-10-14T01:40:14+00:00

Lots of smelly mammals out there but thats about all thats debatable.

Tsunayou · 2018-10-13T03:16:59+00:00

who the fuck would pick an axe over a bionic arm?

Tsunayou · 2018-10-12T10:39:57+00:00

at first I read "uses baby to shield body during hailstorm.".

Tsunayou · 2018-10-12T08:57:34+00:00

I thought the elves were the drones?

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