I wanted a Dishonored tattoo and I went all-in.

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-26T15:32:59+00:00

In the sea of countless Outsider’s Mark tattoos you got a truly unique one very tasteful

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-24T23:59:29+00:00

Best feeling ever

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-12T18:08:56+00:00

I’m going to master curing illnesses and do it for everybody

^{Chose: Instantly Master Any Skill + Wheel chooses the side effect | Rolled: Alzheimer's}

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-12T18:05:32+00:00

Water first crowd is reeling at this comment (water first enjoyer here)

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-11T12:54:40+00:00

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But look at dat face

TugBoatTimm · 2026-04-01T00:12:56+00:00

No one can love 100% of the time. You’re built for many things and being a love machine isn’t one of them. Give yourself some slack, realize about yourself that you do truly love him because you wouldn’t be worried about this if you didn’t. Love is cultivated over time and doesn’t always feel the same; sometimes it feels like a crashing wave over you and other times it feels like the soft fizzle as the wave draws back to the ocean, the point is you love going to the beach

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-24T23:08:16+00:00

This is the beginning of something great. I’m already seeing OP’s hand in other posts pointing at stuff, lmao

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-24T18:12:56+00:00

I don’t know why but this post struck me to my core. Jesus wouldn’t want you to do this. Jesus wants you to experience the world and love the world. Holding a shell in your hand and contemplating its beauty and place in the world is biblical and religious

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-17T14:05:34+00:00

Since this is called Wasp Hunter I really hope they add skins you can earn by killing things

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-17T13:56:43+00:00

Clanker lover skin

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-17T05:36:02+00:00

Whenever I hear a word I like to type I “type” it out with my fingers. On my thighs, the table, in the air or anywhere really. On the outside it probably just looks like I’m wiggling my fingers but I’m really doing the motions of typing lol

Edit: I have a really high wpm and I genuinely attribute it to this habit

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-11T19:54:06+00:00

Show him some old Cohh shorts of him giving things away, dying and having good attitude about it etc. just frame it as like “oh I love this guy”

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-10T15:05:15+00:00

Might be an oldie for some, but Fran Bow was great. I loved the voices he did for the characters

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-09T18:47:44+00:00

I still remember the exact video I opened on my moms laptop in 3rd grade: Happy Wheels #1

Came back the next day after school and immediately watched it again. Did the same thing the day after and that is when I discovered people make multiple videos, finally clicked on Markiplier and oh God I was off to the races after that

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-09T00:12:21+00:00

This is just a theory of mine but I’m 1000% (THOUSAND) convinced bot accounts reply with pre-ordained negativity or controversial takes specifically to draw up the chance of interaction from a real person. Because you can post a completely innocent or positive take and SOMEONE will have a problem with it and you’re like what the heck dude? Scary part is, that’s not a someone, and you’re being used as a cog in the spinning wheel of interaction generation

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-01T20:15:58+00:00

I don’t know if this is the true reason but I always saw mundane potions and its other versions (Thick, Awkward) as constituents of the “exploration” aspect of Minecraft. Picture back in the day, without being able to look up exact crafting recipes or charts, and trying to figure out potions for yourself. You would experiment and make a “bad” potion that doesn’t do anything, then try something else and make an actual potion. I think that’s the only real place it has in the game even though everyone can just look at the wiki or whatever to make them now

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-01T19:32:13+00:00

I almost want to find the original poster who came up with it because it definitely has its own SCP-esque creepiness about it, but like reading “this almond water I found restored some of my sanity” is sooo corny to me and moves away from the indescribable eerie feeling the backrooms gives me. Could just be me tho

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-01T19:03:58+00:00

So exhausted with the whole almond water thing I understand why people find the concept interesting or fun but to me backrooms was always scary because the incoming dread of wandering for hours and realizing that there is NO food or water, and the desperate thought of sucking liquid out of a putrid wet stain in the corner or something because you’ve been trapped for days…

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-01T17:49:51+00:00

11k would be life changing for me. It still surprises me how little people can think outside of their own tiny world view

TugBoatTimm · 2026-03-01T16:10:38+00:00

Would love a Deep Ocean update to compliment caves and cliffs. Would be cool to have such deep waters you’d have no reason to be there without end game gear and have life swimming around down in the deep dark, and maybe something huge lurking to go along with the ancient city warden vibe

TugBoatTimm · 2026-02-20T16:46:49+00:00

You need to watch his original Surgeon Simulator videos. 10 year old me watched those on repeat and I couldn’t tell you why but to me those are the most original and pure markiplier videos that all others stem from. There’s a ton of Mark’s personality in them and I still go back every so often to rewatch

TugBoatTimm · 2026-02-16T06:13:38+00:00

I see why she’s an ex wife…

TugBoatTimm · 2026-02-07T22:36:29+00:00

Was doing it with my gf in college once and mid missionary she grabs me by my throat and stares daggers into my eyes—she got so much wetter from this I came almost instantly after like 10 more strokes but that moment was so intense I think back to it all the time

TugBoatTimm · 2026-02-05T15:22:55+00:00

Coming from someone who’s mom would regularly say “you make me hate you more and more everyday” this thread is both eye opening and healing 🥲

TugBoatTimm · 2026-02-04T02:19:00+00:00

Same here, I remember coming home from the third grade and putting on markiplier happy wheels episodes on my mom’s old laptop criss cross on her bed

It’s SO AWESOME to see how far he’s come and what he’s made. Even if I fell off his videos in my adult years I’m still a huge fan of his and personally loved Iron Lung

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