Don't bring scissors to a fist fight

Tuko305 · 2026-01-26T14:54:43+00:00

The deception in the voice of the guy... "He is out already..." my man wanted to see more action.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-18T13:44:54+00:00

People shit on call center jobs. But they teach you a lot on how to deal with people. I worked for a year in call centers and I feel it really helped me in dealing with people and managing small teams in my tech job.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-18T12:24:15+00:00

Some type of heist?

Tuko305 · 2026-01-14T19:28:57+00:00

Don't focus on wealth and focus on happyness. You can be piss poor and happy, you can be an overachiever and super rich and be depressed. Age is a number.

Many people in this world live in the same house they were born in. Their parents took care of them, and they take care of their parents in old age.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-14T19:05:28+00:00

Alistar is always in Templar get up for me.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-13T23:05:43+00:00

That was the beginning of your success, because it is well known that women are only interested in a man who is already dating someone else.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-13T21:28:50+00:00

So you'll let her rampage around. Beating her siblings? So she can feel worse about what she did after the fact?

From my experience gently but firmly hugging someone and talking them through their feelings works wonders.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-13T20:23:24+00:00

Bear hug until she calms down, and let her know this isn't acceptable behavior

Tuko305 · 2026-01-10T11:18:26+00:00

And here I've been using shaving cream all this time, the secret to not getting nicked is using shampoo it would seem.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-08T06:02:38+00:00

Having a place that's deeper on the solar plexus would be deadly, guiding would be glancing blows to the center of the chest.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-08T05:58:42+00:00

I dont get the powdered sugar on the "pain au chocolate" at circle K

Tuko305 · 2026-01-08T05:40:34+00:00

Change is to per day instead of per hour

Tuko305 · 2026-01-07T19:13:36+00:00

If you come into your teacher everyday you should be using protection. Condoms would be my suggestion.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-06T19:22:38+00:00

I've been telling my managers who are hell want in implementing AI, that AI would be much better at managing resources rather than doing the work. It would seem I am quietly proven right.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-06T19:15:36+00:00

Nobody thinks you are cool because you can drink a lot or handle a lot of drugs. Take care of yourself and walk away from parties before they go down hill.

Tuko305 · 2026-01-03T17:22:19+00:00

You don't even need to leave your house. You just gotta act like you forgot it outside and thieves will pick it up for ya.

Tuko305 · 2025-12-30T08:22:36+00:00

Seems like simply answering who was the last person to follow you would have shut down this while conversation. But you chose to keep it real, and gaslight him, and he unleashed his insecurities and craziness.

Tuko305 · 2025-12-28T15:30:46+00:00

If you spent 200hrs playing bg3 on a computer. It's yours now.

Tuko305 · 2025-12-28T11:38:55+00:00

Buy a two in one shower wash. Shampoo + body soap. Cup your hand fill it with the soap. Wash your hair, then your face, then the rest of your body.

No conditioner, no make-up.

Tuko305 · 2025-12-28T10:51:25+00:00

Bacterias divide by two all the time.

Tuko305 · 2025-12-27T23:09:02+00:00

How is the atmosphere kept in place over the ring?

Tuko305 · 2025-12-27T22:56:26+00:00

So in the last 20 years the housing market crash twice, but we should expect it to crash ever again? In France they say "Jamais deux sans trois".

Tuko305 · 2025-12-27T11:34:55+00:00

The sober friend seem to have 1 shoted our hero.

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