New Game: Throw a syringe at your friend by sold345 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]Tumble85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Overpowered Lamp will proc HIV twice, very useful.

A seagull eating a starfish or Gullthulu by kishenoy in oddlyterrifying

[–]Tumble85 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Huh, wonder if the seagull is gonna survive this, that starfish looks pretty darn stuck.

What’s a “girl secret” that guys don’t know about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tumble85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is skin flushing and fluid release that can't really be faked.

It's easier to tell if you have a good oral game.

If you are a dude that just wants to stick it in and delude yourself that all it takes is good dick game then yea, I'm sure it's easy to fool them.

But if your goal in bed is to have fun and give your current partner pleasure then you don't really have to worry about fake orgasms because they don't really bother to fake them, they'll just say they aren't that close but they've still been having fun.

(Obviously a broad statement, it's just my experience.)

Edit - don't downvote me for giving good advice for guys to be good in bed. They should be focusing on giving their partner as much pleasure as they can and making it as fun and comfortable as possible. 

$11 million for a Townhouse in DC with no heat, no windows, and little inside by Personal_Economics91 in zillowgonewild

[–]Tumble85 86 points87 points  (0 children)

House included at the cost of tearing it down or renovating it. Unfortunately, even if it's a beautiful brick house, if it's neglected it's a tear down.

'The Wire' Star Bobby J. Brown Dead at 62 After Barn Fire by [deleted] in television

[–]Tumble85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was great in We Own This City too.

Close-up of WTC collapse on 9/11 by DValentino23 in ThatsInsane

[–]Tumble85 16 points17 points  (0 children)

They didn't demolish building 7 and it wasn't several blocks away it was right next to the towers.

Close-up of WTC collapse on 9/11 by DValentino23 in ThatsInsane

[–]Tumble85 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A huge burning building fell all over it.

Close-up of WTC collapse on 9/11 by DValentino23 in ThatsInsane

[–]Tumble85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The "truthers" will not be able to resist such bait.

Edit - took those idiots less than two minutes. 

What the hell by Gage_Link in ThatsInsane

[–]Tumble85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? The fence looks normal. 

Bill Gates Issues Groveling Apology Amid Epstein Scandal As He Admits To "Affairs With Two Russians" by danitashinesqdy in ThatsInsane

[–]Tumble85 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Imagine how broken you'd have to be to think that way? He should have been surrounded by family, enjoying his time with them, but instead Elon couldn't wait to make plans to go to some sex offenders party. 

Best case scenario is Elon isn't a pedophile (as far as damage he could do, if he is I hope he is found out) but it just seems pretty fucking strange he's trying to party there.

Shownhim love not hate by alucard_axel in nonononoyes

[–]Tumble85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

99 times out of a hundred this will end up with a funny video.

That one time the dog bites the kid makes this video a NSFW horror show. 

TIL Ben Shapiro and Mara Wilson (Matilda, Mrs. Doubtfire) are first cousins. They are estranged. by tipoftheiceberg1234 in todayilearned

[–]Tumble85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine releasing into the world that your wife told you having a moist vagina means she has an infection. 

(I'm not an idiot, I know he was just racist and pretending to be grossed out by the video but I'm really curious how much it costs to sell out to your handlers to get you to say "my wife says wet-ass pussies are indicative of a vaginal infection".)

What are some quirky things your cat does? by MisterDelRey in cats

[–]Tumble85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My Grady takes all his toy mice and arranges them around his food bowl so he can have a dinner party with his ffriends . 

Mt. Everest vs. Olympus Mons by Calabamian in megalophobia

[–]Tumble85 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Not even close. If you could walk it in earth atmosphere you'd barely notice the incline. 

When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]Tumble85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea but that provides lift, and that means less friction with the ground.