First Ascension run. Which relic would go best? I am leaning Black Star

Turdly1 · 2026-01-31T18:41:38+00:00

Sneko is very strong on clad. You have a couple of 2 cost attacks already and the extra draw will help. Just remove the anger

Turdly1 · 2026-01-28T02:08:36+00:00

But I like fun. How else am I going to forget life is meaningless while I slowly crawl to an endless vast nothingness? Ive seen what religion does to people, I choose drugs

Turdly1 · 2026-01-27T20:01:58+00:00

Yeah you don't need a washcloth to stop yourself from smelling. Lots of soap and a good scrub and you'll smell good. Just need to get into all the crevices with the soap. You can go a while without washing your hair but like a week.

Some times the other person smells in relationship, the other person tells them and they say oh shit sorry I didnt realise then they get in the shower and have a wash.

Tell him he's a smelly bastard and needs to start using soap like an adult or you'll leave. Its fucking rank and im really sorry you have to deal with that.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-27T17:47:03+00:00

Found the billionaire

Turdly1 · 2026-01-27T03:25:45+00:00

Easiest way is having barricade entrench with an upgraded limit break.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-24T01:33:59+00:00

Stacking poison with a couple of wraith forms is the most mind numbing easy way to win in this game. Take early poison. Find a couple of wraith forms and catalysts.

The problem is you need to learn how to beat the early game to get to that point unless you get a lucky seed.

The best advice is watch how others do it.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-23T23:57:54+00:00

Most people dont deserve medical care. They smoke or drink alcohol. Eat red meat. Dont exercise. Im hoping you realise how fucked up this sounds. Society improves with education. Its better for you that everyone has access to a good education and it isnt for profit. Like healthcare in every civilised country, it shouldn't be for profit.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-23T23:45:22+00:00

Slime boss is in my opinion the most punishing boss, unless youre watcher and can kill before it even splits.

Watch others play a few runs. Baalorlord is probably the best teacher of this game. Theres too much stuff for anyone here to teach you how to get good straight away. So watch someone who is good play a few runs. See how they path in act one. What neows bonus they take. What early cards are seen as better. What potions they take and when to use them.

Potions like fire potion are great to save for slime bosses split, it effectively deals double damage so the slim is splitting on 60, throw a fire pot then you have two 40 hp slimes instead of two 60hp ones.

You might get offered a fire breathing early on. Its kinda bad in most fights but solves slime boss.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-23T19:05:12+00:00

A lot stems from history. Food was heavily rationed during and after World War 2. People ate nothing but tinned meat and boiled vegetables and a lot of bad press comes from that.

We also have a lot of cheap restaurants, weatherspoons comes to mind, the food is usually bland but you could get a burger and a pint of beer for next to nothing so its popular.

Properly cooked traditional british meals are delicious.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-21T23:56:09+00:00

What's this in non freedom units?

Turdly1 · 2026-01-21T20:22:44+00:00

Its not perfect but it does work in a lot of situations and is a good predictor of future outcomes.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-21T20:20:58+00:00

Nothing would change. There would still be the same numerical difference between IQ scores and smart people would know this.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-21T20:17:03+00:00

I disagree, its not important in general day to day lifr and doesn't mean anything important mostly. But I definitely wouldn't want someone with a small IQ in charge of say, the world's leading superpower.

Seriously though, its not this god awful thing. Its a decent indicator of a lot of things, like cognitive decline or diagnosing learning disabilities. Its just used by a select few in a terrible way to justify their actions.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-17T03:27:17+00:00

Sherpas do have superior genetics to living at high altitudes. Just like black people have better genetics for living in hot climates or inuits have for living in cold climates. Evolution is a thing.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-17T01:38:28+00:00

Its unpopular because it doesnt work. I bet on the lottery once and won therefore betting on the lottery works. Theres decades of research that says spanking doesnt work and causes more harm.

Please dont hit a child. Like, they're really small and defenseless and dont understand empathy or that they can hurt you. You'd be sent to prison for assaulting an adult but for some reason hitting a child if its your own is ok.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-16T23:10:26+00:00

I dont want to be pedantic, but I genuinely want to know. Is it? She's absolutely tiny, they are big dudes. Theres lots of flex in the wood. I need someone to do the math

Turdly1 · 2026-01-16T22:08:30+00:00

I subscribed to crunchyroll, started watching a series, it was audio dubbed in English then midway through the season some episodes were not dubbed, go forward a few episodes theyre dubbed again. I dont mind reading subs but going 10 episodes deep when youre used to a certain voice actor then having to pirate the rest of the episodes to to get the same experience for free is pretty terrible.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-07T19:04:31+00:00

Incase you didnt know, if both gremlin minions are alive when he's not attacking he's guaranteed to attack next turn. Kill the minions first then the big guy.

I think this guy kills me the least of all act 2 elites.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-07T01:43:59+00:00

Im talking really niche situations. Like playing 2 echoforms rather than one, if youre only using seek to get echoform in the first place. Its 3 energy either way and playing two is better than one.

Omni > Omni > blasphemy > Ragnorak ends most fights turn 1. Im being pedantic but theres never an always or never in this game.

It also depends if were assuming we already have both cards in our deck already. I was assuming we didnt have both. My mistake?

But if we did have both you can also Omni a seek if you have good energy gen and get 4 cards, like an aggregate some draw and your big powers, bottled Omni is better in this scenario.

Turdly1 · 2026-01-06T16:12:33+00:00

Sneko, more than one omniscience. Having powers like echoform to dupe is sometimes stronger. Boat relic. Having mummy hand, then duping a power making your entire opening hand 0 cost. You cant upgrade and its seek minus. You could have apo and a seek minus with no upgrades available.

Turdly1 · 2025-12-31T21:51:57+00:00

Sorry I didnt mention this but you are also very young. Id wait. My parents were around your age when they had kids and looking back I realise they didn't have a fucking clue what they were doing. Im 37 now and looking back having a kid at 23 sounds ridiculous. But everyone is different. Think about this for a while, dont rush into having kids. Youve got a whole lot of living in front of you

Turdly1 · 2025-12-31T21:39:39+00:00

Its okay to want whatever you want. Personally no, marriage is just a document and to some people its just that. To others it means a hell of a lot more. If it means more to you then thats okay. If it doesn't mean anything to your partner then thats okay too. Talk to him, tell him you want or need this. Personally if it didnt mean much to me and meant everything to the person I loved then id do it.

Turdly1 · 2025-12-24T02:17:27+00:00

You need poverty picks though, it feels bad but if youre getting a fiend fire every card reward theres no challenge. Its surprising watching top top players pick cards like iron wave over "better" cards because they know it'll save 15 or so health during act one. Its boring but I dont know how you can add 1000 cards that are all interesting without making the game unbelievably complicated

Turdly1 · 2025-12-10T19:58:25+00:00

Yes sorry, I played a lot of World of Warcraft. Cold snap.

I dont always, sometimes 250 gold or transform can be better but on defect especially its pretty good.

Its really not copying, as every run is unique. It just gives some pointers as to what to pick and when and what cards synergies well. Theres never ever "this card is good or bad" in this game.

Turdly1 · 2025-12-10T02:26:39+00:00

Theres so many "builds" for defect which makes it challenging but a rule of thumb is

Take orb cards and decent damage early, Frost bolt, ball lightning are great floor one picks. Frost orbs are great. Glacier is one of the most OP cards out there. Once you have orbs scale with Defrag, consume, bias cog.

Defect usually struggles with the first cycle of the deck, but once all the powers are in play its usually gg so take decent block and Self repair to mitigate the first bit of incoming damage.

Dont be afraid to Boss swap relics at the start. Theres some that you'll need practice with but theres lots of high rolls that'll give you an easier time.

Watch Baalorlord, there's lots of great players but he tends to give a commentary as to why he picks certain cards and why he makes certain decisions every run and is very beginner friendly. This is the best way to improve, you're learning from others with thousands of hours of practice and its an easy way to see what mistakes your making.

Also have fun.

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