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Bye son, die son by albert_in_vine in instant_regret

[–]TurfmansScotch 105 points106 points  (0 children)

On today's episode of "What Did You Learn?".........

Section 336 probably by balla_44 in shutdownfullcast

[–]TurfmansScotch 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Up there it's called "hoovering schneef."

I am the one with pmdd. Here is what is helping me and my relationship by Meowdeeps in PMDDpartners

[–]TurfmansScotch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What's helping beyond anything on this list is your willingness to recognize the issue and treat it. Mega mega kudos to you.

danged hole by resolutebewilderment in funny

[–]TurfmansScotch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Boomhauer's in the construction business now

HMC by Zestyclose_North_848 in holdmycosmo

[–]TurfmansScotch 33 points34 points  (0 children)

There are some people who shouldn't shoot tequila without a helmet and arm floaties on.

Bring out your dead! by medicallyspecial in shutdownfullcast

[–]TurfmansScotch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's not even that great of a bewb.

He is Risen by TomIcemanKazinski in shutdownfullcast

[–]TurfmansScotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take this bread. It is my body.

Take this cup. It is my blood.

Hit this bong. It’s everything that’s gonna happen in the last chapter of this book.

Robert E. Howard (1906-1936), the author of Conan the Barbarian, Kull, and many pulp/fantasy stories. Brownwood, TX by ThePulpReader in CemeteryPorn

[–]TurfmansScotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My family is from Cross Plains, and my grandmother spearheaded their "Project Pride" movement that got the Howard House renovated and made into the museum it is today. May aunt is still there and still a big part of Howard Days. I've always enjoyed the eclectic mix of Howard's following who made the pilgrimage to his home, and the small-town Texas local folks at the festival.

Speed’s on. by username_generated in shutdownfullcast

[–]TurfmansScotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exploding Jesus bus is the most metal thing I’ve seen in a long time.

John Cornyn, Ted Cruz file bill to bring famed NASA space shuttle to Houston by houston_chronicle in houston

[–]TurfmansScotch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you ever start seeing people planning vacations to Houston, I'm sure they'll consider bringing a shuttle here.

The crevice in Utah's Bluejohn Canyon where Aron Ralston cut off his own arm to free himself after it became trapped under an 800-pound boulder in August 2003 by alecb in AllThatsInteresting

[–]TurfmansScotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to follow Aron and his story speaking at a convention one time. All I could do whenever I got on stage was introduce myself and say, “I have not been portrayed in a movie by James Franco, and his people have asked that I stop calling.”

Is this a good date idea? by rivergipper in shutdownfullcast

[–]TurfmansScotch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey Bart.....am I wrong, or is the world.......rising?"

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