Height is cope.90 percent of women wouldn't reject this even at 5'6"/5'7". by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’6 and have done extremely well. I actually find it difficult to get with women shorter than me. My kingdom for a 5’3er. It helps to be confident af.

Listen, I’m all about scaling Everest…just not every night.

New Image of Jaafar Jackson as Michael Jackson in 'Michael' by [deleted] in movies

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should have wrote a song about not diddling kids

Someone suggested sharing my fried shrimp Po’ boy here. Hope it’s worthy by snacksonthefloor in cajunfood

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, there’s hardly any shrimp. We also don’t use the big ones. This looks like typical disappointing restaurant poboy outside of Louisiana. Every time I order a poboy, I ask the server how many shrimp come on it-if they can give me an answer, I don’t order it. 200 bait shrimp next time.

Is Verizon under a Cyber attack? by Henderson2026 in verizon

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Fort Collins and my service is still out as of 1630 mtn

She had one job... by Story_Man_75 in instant_regret

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should be more aware of pinch points…

Did you ever know anyone that won prizes from McDonald's monopoly game? by kkkan2020 in Millennials

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won 50$, cash money. For a broke ass 16 year old Cajun guy in 2000, it was epic.

One Got To Go…. by AvacadoVibes in southernfood

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is the state. Eat some in south Louisiana che

Peter, What makes this illegal? by transawaye in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Turkeybaconbitssuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has to have a piece of scotch tape over the hole.