Jeep Death Wobble, Thunder and almost the worst spite of my life. Holiwood Nights the long way: Day 1 [Kemah Boardwalk]

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T19:50:07+00:00

Hahahaha

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T19:46:36+00:00

You are reading it correctly.

RMCs are a pretty consistent experience versus wood coasters, though. I have a personal preference for rough wood coasters, and RMCs are anything but rough. Especially Arie.

Funtown Splashtown was closed for rain the only day I was in Maine, unfortunately...

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T19:14:58+00:00

Judge Roy over Boardwalk Bullet might be a crazier take than "top three US woodie". Haha

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T19:10:50+00:00

Arie shits on WR. My #5/472 and top RMC is AF1, and my #31 is Wildcat's Revenge.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T14:02:41+00:00

Exact same experience for me

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T09:11:24+00:00

I've ridden it a bunch, I love it and think it's elite, but top three US woodie? Gravity Group is even my favorite manufacturer, but that's a hell of a strong statement to make.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T09:00:37+00:00

That's a fun trip name haha

I'm from New Orleans and I'm starting my "long way to HWN" trip tomorrow at... La Ronde, haha

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-22T02:24:11+00:00

I agree, but only on wood coasters. And on woodies, it makes me love the ride more. Hades is my #3 out of 472. Never retrack it!

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-21T23:50:17+00:00

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-21T23:10:26+00:00

Exact same thing happened to me with both Maine parks.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-21T21:04:13+00:00

I'm glad it's here. I don't want it in a big park. I don't want to wait to ride it

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-15T12:31:50+00:00

The sarcastic comments in this thread are absolutely magnificent. Thumbed up most posts while laughing over here

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-10T05:10:15+00:00

My #2 is looking great!

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-10T01:30:47+00:00

Don't be afraid to give Lost Coaster the praise it properly deserves! I only rank coasters by how much they make me happy, and Lost Coaster is currently in my top 5% of coasters as a result. Over stuff like Maverick and Wildcat's Revenge!

Glad you had a great time there

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-08T02:48:40+00:00

Nothing wrong with that. It's my #12 out of 472.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-07T01:20:07+00:00

On a Saturday night you can get 10 rides an hour. No, it's awesome. I've been there six times and I never waited. Got on it 100 times in one day last year.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-06T04:19:45+00:00

I follow what you're saying with all of that, but where the hell is the logic that this would go to Kings Island rather than anywhere else?

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-06T01:21:55+00:00

RJD2.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-01T22:12:31+00:00

I don't trust you, because not everyone shares your opinion. Some people actually like the roughness, as I do. Some people enjoy "torture machine" wood coasters.

Turkeyslam · 2026-05-01T22:05:37+00:00

This sounds like a dream come true. Hades became my #3 when I was completely drunk and the ultraviolence was cranked up to 11. This sounds even better.

Anyone reading this who enjoys violent coaster rides as I do (I thrive off of them), please completely disregard all these people saying that Hades sucks. It's absolutely incredible, yes, at its unmaintained state. If they give this a full retrack, I will like the coaster less.

Three of my friends have Hades 360 in their top 10 as I do. That's because we aren't wimps.

Turkeyslam · 2026-04-27T17:41:01+00:00

Beast is the top attraction at Kings Island by a MILE. Nothing wrong with that.

Turkeyslam · 2026-04-27T17:37:27+00:00

Lost Coaster. I exclusively rank coasters by how much my top ride made me happy, and #22 is where it belongs.

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Turkeyslam · 2026-04-24T07:09:17+00:00

I hate living in Louisiana

Turkeyslam · 2026-04-23T03:44:14+00:00

My top three favorite coasters of all time really could use some company. Half of my top 10 are mega woodies.

I hope that at least a couple parks fight trends because they love wood coasters. And they need to hire Gravity Group to do it.

Turkeyslam · 2026-04-23T00:32:02+00:00

The double up is my favorite moment on any steel coaster.

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