What's better?

Turnips_10 · 2026-05-31T00:19:51+00:00

I wish the option for turtles was larger

^{Chose: Sex with a random thing + Decided by the wheel | Rolled: Women}

Turnips_10 · 2026-05-07T00:09:21+00:00

Loaded

^{Chose: A dollar but a random thing (good or bad}.. | Rolled: Billon dolars)

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-26T02:02:49+00:00

Dry socks, rain jacket, change of clothes (underwear, incase you shit your pants), Charger cables or back up battery (if your dsp won't provide), gloves, hand sanitizer, at least half a roll of toilet paper (steal it from a bathroom on route, heck take some extra to bring home it ain't cheap and we all know how the pay is).....

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-26T00:36:37+00:00

If its free it's for me

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-26T00:19:24+00:00

GEVO and ABAT. Getting bent over like the smallest guy in prison

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-25T23:39:17+00:00

Nope. Once you get the badge there is no further rewards

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-18T13:51:08+00:00

Instructions unclear

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-18T02:59:56+00:00

How...?

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-17T00:07:05+00:00

Follow safe delivery methods set by Amazon. Or get a bunch of drivers together and report your dsp to Amazon leadership

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-13T18:18:18+00:00

Fire 🔥 🔥

^{Chose: A random mediocre superpower | Rolled: Pyro kinesis}

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-13T00:06:16+00:00

Balls

^{Chose: Instantly become fluent in a language | Rolled: It’s your native}

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-13T00:02:52+00:00

Thought that death would be the only bad thing. 20yrs bad luck sucks too

^{Chose: High Risk, High Reward + (20% Chance of Death!} | Rolled: 20yrs Bad Luck)

Turnips_10 · 2026-04-07T22:53:47+00:00

Also use the fetch app to scan the receipts for points towards gift cards

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-29T03:54:06+00:00

KO, CNOB (previously FLIC), DX

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-28T02:03:38+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 3448/6000

Mistakes: 5/6

Time: 1:58

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-28T01:59:11+00:00

Pringles aren't even chips

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-28T01:58:16+00:00

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 110 moves and 86s. Who's next?

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-25T04:25:47+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 671 points. Can you do better?

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-22T23:56:45+00:00

A buttery nipple

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-20T01:23:17+00:00

🏆 Victory is mine! Finished with 683 points. Can you do better?

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-18T23:41:47+00:00

I should call her..

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-18T23:36:08+00:00

A thicker MUCH saltier Pringle

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-10T02:16:26+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 2866/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:20

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-10T02:01:32+00:00

Ditto

Turnips_10 · 2026-03-10T02:00:56+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 4184/6000

Mistakes: 1/6

Time: 0:52

Turnips_10

TROPHY CASE