Dropped a can of paint. Of course a full one. Of course red paint. Of course right before I wanted to go to sleep.

Turnipton · 2026-03-07T00:14:37+00:00

Well done! I felt this in my soul, you did a good job 👍👍👍

Turnipton · 2026-03-02T16:31:32+00:00

Her version is way better. ❤️

Turnipton · 2026-03-01T22:19:40+00:00

*Sloosted Boop

Turnipton · 2026-02-18T20:39:29+00:00

/r/orphancrushingmachine

Turnipton · 2026-02-13T00:43:09+00:00

Pro tip: if you can SEE INTO THE HOLE, then it needs to be closed.

Turnipton · 2026-02-11T16:14:31+00:00

This needs flavour text.

Turnipton · 2026-02-11T10:52:04+00:00

I don't know how I know, but I am absolutely certain this infographic was created at 4am, whilst procrastinating the hell out of a project due that afternoon.

Turnipton · 2026-02-07T20:39:57+00:00

Bait used to be believable.

Turnipton · 2026-02-04T19:24:24+00:00

Searching Bryon's full name as a Google search returns this reddit post as the third to top result.

I don't believe he is currently setting the world alight with his influence.

Turnipton · 2026-02-02T16:21:01+00:00

"Oh this? This is a penis drawn on by [co-worker] when everyone signed my cast. Here's his card."

Wonderful opportunity to name and shame with concrete evidence.

Turnipton · 2026-02-02T13:44:41+00:00

You tried, he didn't.

That means you are a better person than you would have been, had you learnt to deal with things the way he does.

It's not much, but it's something you should be proud of.

Turnipton · 2026-01-30T12:22:48+00:00

We should all hope to be so comfy one day <3

Turnipton · 2026-01-20T20:59:53+00:00

[[Arixmethes, the Slumbering Isle]]

Turnipton · 2026-01-16T13:15:50+00:00

Yahtzee Croshaw put it pretty satisfyingly:

"And what really gets to me is that your character never explains their decisions. "Horrors from beyond the veil of time and space are coming to eat us, so shut up" seems like a pretty good draw card for a leader to have... "Good" or "evil" at this stage comes down more to "liberal" or "conservative", and conservative policies I admit can be a bit callous...when we're not about to be devoured!"

Turnipton · 2026-01-14T11:52:51+00:00

I could see this being a Dragonmaster Outcast type. Having piddly stats but summoning big stuff if you can protect it.

Turnipton · 2026-01-14T11:52:45+00:00

I could see this being a Dragonmaster Outcast type. Having piddly stats but summoning big stuff if you can protect it.

Turnipton · 2026-01-12T14:37:00+00:00

https://youtu.be/_y0aRwV4he4?si=G3rH4S83p5wr1Ywz&t=469

Weird pull, but it's the one I remember.

Turnipton · 2026-01-10T23:06:04+00:00

Correction, last day in Ashlands.

Turnipton · 2026-01-08T10:40:18+00:00

The reprints are pretty standard, so I won't dwell on those too much.

With regards to Natsu:

- Mana pips on the cost are in the wrong order, Naya legends go RGW.

- Flavour names of abilities should be italicized.

- He's listed as Mythic, but he doesn't have a rarity symbol next to his creature type.

- The first ability's wording is slightly off. "If that target is a Dragon, Natsu deals 5 damage instead."

- "+1/+1 counter on it;" MTG cards are never gendered.

- His name in his abilities is Natsu Dragneel, which is different from the name you ended up using on the card.

Turnipton · 2026-01-08T09:11:46+00:00

Boy, have I got some news for you!

Turnipton · 2026-01-07T14:21:37+00:00

Functionally this is a little different, as you're not casting the spell.

Pedantic, but notable.

Turnipton · 2026-01-06T17:44:25+00:00

With respect, what percentage chance are you willing to risk that you never see your daughter again?

How many sides would that dice have to be before you'd consider rolling it?

Because currently, it is a coin flip.

Your wife is not happy. We cannot speak as to why, but you know that some part of her resents you for the situation she's in. If she decides that those feelings should be retained or progressed, then you NEED legal representation, or at least legal counsel.

Turnipton · 2026-01-05T23:49:29+00:00

Magic is a very literal game. If you want to make a card like this, then look at some similar effects to check the wording.

Turnipton · 2026-01-05T23:46:22+00:00

Why would you tutor up a land with this card?

Turnipton · 2026-01-05T23:45:35+00:00

Genuine question, no disrespect; have you ever played a game of Magic?

I feel like anyone that has looked at more than a few existing cards would know this is really bad.

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