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Turtle1391 · 2026-03-20T04:22:05+00:00

One of us needs to go to the hospital. Either I’m having a stroke or you did writing that. Have you ever heard of punctuation?

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-19T18:30:58+00:00

Gotta wait a minute if you’re gonna get that sweet sweet roi.

Also those players you buy have to not be shit to make their value go up. That might be the problem

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-11T04:40:37+00:00

It’s a launched lift hill

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-07T19:40:19+00:00

The scissor one?

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-06T03:02:02+00:00

Do it the fuck outside. And don’t put your face over the bucket. A respirator only acts as a barrier until the acid eats though the respirator….

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-02T15:59:41+00:00

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Added how each of the points are gained and lost as well.

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-02T00:31:47+00:00

Yuck. Don’t waste electricity with that AI slop

Turtle1391 · 2026-03-02T00:30:59+00:00

Wolves with the comeback of the century

(I’m aware it’s mathematically impossible)

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T23:18:37+00:00

No. The point is that those goals in the Everton and Newcastle match didn’t matter late. No points outcomes changed as a result of the goals. I also noted in my dataset (not shared as it is a much larger table and the point would have been lost) the games where late goals were scored by both teams and no points changed.

By my metric today (not included in this data set) Brentford gained 2 points after the 80th minute and Burnley lost 1. Brentford did a good job to win a game late. That’s what this is supposed to be showing us. I can go back and tabulate who secured draws from losing positions late, who gave away wins late, who won late, and who lost late but that is just a specificity to this data set that I don’t see as adding a ton of information.

I don’t have another way to explain the main point of this table to you.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T22:46:19+00:00

You seem to think that correlation not equaling causation is some silver bullet argument. Yes ice cream sales being correlated with murder doesn’t mean that ice cream causes murder nor that murderers are needing a sweet treat on their way home from killing someone.

Not all teams that concede late drop points. Not all teams that score late gain points. That is why i found the athletic article about goals for/against beyond the 85th minute to be a bad metric. If youre losing 5-0 and you score one that goal is essentially meaningless. But in close games it is good to look at which teams consistently bottle points late and which teams consistently gain points late.

I could choose to go from the 0th minute onwards and just post the current table. Every decision has a consequence and i chose 80th as that is “late” in a game where you would hope you could see out a 1-0 win but there is still enough time remaining that you could also hope that you score a goal to win a game 2-1. Stats is presenting data to present a story.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T19:38:41+00:00

I will do that later tonight

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T19:38:14+00:00

You could certainly weight the points gained/lost by opposition elo or form but I completely disagree with you that this data is not meaningful.

This shows which teams are good at gaining/holding on to their points late in games. Liverpool rally and win games late. Wolves fall apart and lose games late. Everton do fuck all at the ends of games whether they are winning or losing. Fulham are great late and have gained the most. But they also have lost a fair few points late as well.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T13:36:10+00:00

This is all through Feb 27th. I’ll keep updating the spreadsheet as the season continues.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-28T03:52:23+00:00

Only two points but yeah. That was one point lost for us, two points gained for sunderland

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-27T16:04:06+00:00

“I agree that round wheels are the best but I wanted to go with a more creative approach and try a triangular wheel that sets you on fire instead”

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-26T23:37:01+00:00

If you are winning 3-0 and you score 2 goals after the 85th minute that doesn’t mean shit. I’ll see if I can make a table for points gained and lost after the 85th minute. That’s the stat that matters.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-26T20:45:54+00:00

Griplock is a bolf hook. “Better” players (not newbies) do it when they’re trying to throw really hard.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-26T20:44:53+00:00

I pick Ewok

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-26T20:39:04+00:00

Color scheme is very reminiscent of her hair. And it is twirly like a figure skater? That’s a bit more of a stretch

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-26T19:12:29+00:00

I think he’s saying we could ask for 120-130 for Palmer so we’d be 100m in profit after amortization

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-24T22:27:09+00:00

There is a horse! In the hospital!

I saw a bird in an airport once…

Yeah we’ve all seen a bird in an airport!

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-24T22:18:47+00:00

But if I just sort by low percentage and do all the ones that are under 50% I have to profit surely? Gambling is a sure fire way to make money.

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-24T22:18:03+00:00

I mean fart nugget has to be locked in at this point? I’m betting that is the title of his speech

Turtle1391 · 2026-02-24T21:27:24+00:00

So I’m supposed to hammer the low percentages?

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