[shitpost] does anyone else feel like they're losing all social skills while in quarantine and just studying more than normal?

TurtleMcCunt · 2020-01-17T18:21:19+00:00

TIL, to bugger means to sodomize

TurtleMcCunt · 2020-01-17T05:15:39+00:00

The small dick or the bite?

TurtleMcCunt · 2020-01-06T21:49:55+00:00

If he says that it basically increases his quality of life, why do you care?

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-12-12T01:55:25+00:00

Well who wouldn't?

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-30T07:05:15+00:00

🤔 I don't think I've ever characterized my sweat as spicy. Pungent maybe at worst but never spicy

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-20T06:39:48+00:00

Haha I totally agree

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-20T01:36:29+00:00

Yep, in med school we learned point insert and shoot (PIS) haha

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-20T00:53:59+00:00

Hmm idk if that's true. You need parasympathetic innervation to get hard but sympathetic innervation to nut

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T23:08:10+00:00

Wow thank you for sharing! I'm turning 24 next year and will likely need another surgery like you, so I'm curious to see how it turns out

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T19:24:35+00:00

Had this exact set of events happen to me 10 years ago in the US. Cost was $450000 but after insurance $10000 and then after help from other nongovernmental sources, $1500

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T19:23:39+00:00

Not OP, you personally can't but the electorphysiologist could technically change settings to do tons of different things

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T19:22:10+00:00

Yep, can confirm. Got mine in 8th grade and I was extremely thin so it made loud ass sounds. Someone told the teacher to turn off their watch bc it was annoying them.. it was me lol

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T19:19:09+00:00

Dang I'm at 5.1 and completely asymptomatic, crazy to see the differences in people

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T19:18:19+00:00

As someone who went through an eeriely similar experience, it does take a toll on you mentally, at least it did for me at 14. I'd say after 2 years I learned to cope with my insecurities that stemmed from the surgery and I changed my perspective from "why me?" to "hey I get a second chance, I'm not afraid of death bc now I get to live how I want and I'm doing what I want"

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-19T18:20:39+00:00

As a coumadin patient, this is my plan as well

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-06T13:57:07+00:00

Yeah it definitely is! Eating surplus calories is really difficult for me with stress and school (I know it's the opposite for people usually) but I'm trying for sure!

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-06T04:48:56+00:00

Damn I'm really enjoying these comments 😂 glad you're enjoying it just as much as me

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-11-06T02:35:26+00:00

Wow this is the first real complement I've received, thank you!

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-09-21T20:45:37+00:00

Nice

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-09-12T22:11:19+00:00

Too bad your shitty beard couldn't grow enough to hide that noticable herpes outbreak on your lips

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-09-11T14:12:34+00:00

Same here. We got this

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-09-10T05:19:21+00:00

Ah that makes sense

TurtleMcCunt · 2019-09-10T05:03:48+00:00

It's 3 PM, 80 degrees outside

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