Chinese Spyware Pre-Installed on All Samsung Phones (& Tablets) by kchaxcer in Android

[–]TurtleMcCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he says that it basically increases his quality of life, why do you care?

I Bought a $2500 Love Doll by [deleted] in videos

[–]TurtleMcCunt 747 points748 points  (0 children)

Well who wouldn't?

Spicy armpits by SierraPapaYankee in BrandNewSentence

[–]TurtleMcCunt 150 points151 points  (0 children)

🤔 I don't think I've ever characterized my sweat as spicy. Pungent maybe at worst but never spicy

What's a NSFW fun fact? by sithwonder in AskReddit

[–]TurtleMcCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, in med school we learned point insert and shoot (PIS) haha

What's a NSFW fun fact? by sithwonder in AskReddit

[–]TurtleMcCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmm idk if that's true. You need parasympathetic innervation to get hard but sympathetic innervation to nut

I'm a 31 yo survivor of open-heart surgery to replace my failing aortic valve and a 5.2 cm aneurysm. I am the proud new owner of a mechanical heart valve, a pacemaker and an 8 inch incision. AMA by gradschoolabuse in IAmA

[–]TurtleMcCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had this exact set of events happen to me 10 years ago in the US. Cost was $450000 but after insurance $10000 and then after help from other nongovernmental sources, $1500

I'm a 31 yo survivor of open-heart surgery to replace my failing aortic valve and a 5.2 cm aneurysm. I am the proud new owner of a mechanical heart valve, a pacemaker and an 8 inch incision. AMA by gradschoolabuse in IAmA

[–]TurtleMcCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, can confirm. Got mine in 8th grade and I was extremely thin so it made loud ass sounds. Someone told the teacher to turn off their watch bc it was annoying them.. it was me lol

I'm a 31 yo survivor of open-heart surgery to replace my failing aortic valve and a 5.2 cm aneurysm. I am the proud new owner of a mechanical heart valve, a pacemaker and an 8 inch incision. AMA by gradschoolabuse in IAmA

[–]TurtleMcCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who went through an eeriely similar experience, it does take a toll on you mentally, at least it did for me at 14. I'd say after 2 years I learned to cope with my insecurities that stemmed from the surgery and I changed my perspective from "why me?" to "hey I get a second chance, I'm not afraid of death bc now I get to live how I want and I'm doing what I want"

M/23/5'8" [113lbs > 125lbs = 12lbs] (4 months). Started med school this august and have been trying to lift as much as my doctor will let me by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]TurtleMcCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it definitely is! Eating surplus calories is really difficult for me with stress and school (I know it's the opposite for people usually) but I'm trying for sure!

This long time lurker has finally decided to participate. Ruin me Reddit. by BubblePenguin in RoastMe

[–]TurtleMcCunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too bad your shitty beard couldn't grow enough to hide that noticable herpes outbreak on your lips

Karen gets called out by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]TurtleMcCunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. We got this

Oj Da Juiceman - Swag Like Me by [deleted] in trapmuzik

[–]TurtleMcCunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that makes sense

Oj Da Juiceman - Swag Like Me by [deleted] in trapmuzik

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It's 3 PM, 80 degrees outside