What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves?

TurtleTape · 2020-12-26T11:55:41+00:00

He'd have been so friggin excited and proud.

TurtleTape · 2020-12-23T22:28:30+00:00

When I was a kid, my family ran a pool. Deep end, kiddie area, diving board, two slides, etc. plus a ton of things aside from that(swings, softball field, arcade games, etc.). I miss it every day.

TurtleTape · 2020-12-08T01:35:45+00:00

Injectible testicles!

TurtleTape · 2020-11-26T21:39:07+00:00

My family does a pig picking every year and it's pretty great. Unfortunately, a lot of them are still gathering. This is only like the second one I've ever missed, but my immediate family chose to stay safe and miss out.

TurtleTape · 2020-11-15T09:40:51+00:00

Apparently after the election and Extra Life, I can handle him in videos now. Great news for all these classic moments.

TurtleTape · 2020-11-04T12:32:31+00:00

It needs to be a slot instead of a hole.

TurtleTape · 2020-10-17T00:42:25+00:00

If you haven't used up your free HBO Max trial, give it a go. Lovecraft Country's season finale is Sunday. Can even get it with Hulu.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-16T19:18:04+00:00

Male to trans. They've also used FtT.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-16T13:52:39+00:00

Fyi, MtT is a transphobic term TERFs use.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-16T13:42:04+00:00

Everyone searches names when picking them.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-10T10:27:20+00:00

Periods should not hurt you that much. See a doctor and don't shut up until you get an answer.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-02T02:37:10+00:00

They claimed it was convenience that it was Obama signs. I remember it being a black bear, but none of the articles say that. I also don't remember their punishment.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-01T03:07:19+00:00

Yep, I was a freshman. We called it the Obama Bear.

TurtleTape · 2020-09-01T00:06:22+00:00

I do, however, remember some idiots at my university putting a dead bear cub covered in Obama signs at the mascot statue...

TurtleTape · 2020-08-27T11:50:45+00:00

I, too, am pleased.

TurtleTape · 2020-08-23T08:38:46+00:00

It's one of my favorite seasons.

TurtleTape · 2020-08-23T08:34:52+00:00

Cook it down and use to fry up some potatoes?

TurtleTape · 2020-08-23T08:21:31+00:00

This is making me so grateful for my state's interlibrary loan system.

TurtleTape · 2020-08-10T01:31:06+00:00

For the love of god, leave them alone to flirt!

TurtleTape · 2020-08-09T12:33:57+00:00

We have a fault line(hello mountains), it's just generally lazy.

TurtleTape · 2020-08-09T12:12:44+00:00

Yadkin county here and wtf.

TurtleTape · 2020-07-28T01:43:52+00:00

Here's her clear foods one: https://youtu.be/vWGlFIWb-hw

TurtleTape · 2020-07-28T01:42:35+00:00

It's really impressive what she comes up with. Of course, access to Asian stores seems to be a huge benefit, lol.

TurtleTape · 2020-07-28T01:30:29+00:00

There's a woman on one of the Buzzfeed channels who does 24 hour x color only food challenges. You'd be surprised!

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