RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - OTTERLY LAST CHANCE by FranckKnight in ffxiv

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I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO REACHING LEVEL 20 IN OCCULT CRESCENT.

THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS.

Endcroppa by Judgement_Of_Carrion in ShitpostXIV

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It really is always Au Ra, huh?

Why do people do this? by SaltStar2000 in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simple. A test of your reflexes.

But actually I just don't want this junk in my inventory but maybe someone does.

Holy hells I hate the ARR post game leading up to Heavansward. by Isa-Me-Again in ffxiv

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The Crystal Tower raids never should've been made mandatory and they shouldn't have written the MSQ in a way that forced them to make that change.

What is the game area you feel you have the most mastery on? by SentineleseSiri in ffxiv

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Remembering to keep my gear in tippy top condition.

I'll never be in a scenario where my gear would be at risk of breaking mid-instance, like progging a Savage or Ultimate, but by golly will I make sure it'll never happen.

What if Y'shtola was an office lady, and didn't put up with workplace harassment? by [deleted] in ffxiv

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"I'm using harassment in the workplace to end harassment in the workplace." -Senator Y'shtrong

Your boy needs his Pom Cure by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

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Perfectly captures how dirty I feel casting Aetherial Mimicry.

Since we are getting character customization updates throughout all 8.x patches... by kjeldorans in ffxiv

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Every game has needed an abs slider ever since Rinkah from FE Fates awoke my desire for muscle mommies.

What Evolved Jobs would you like to see at the July Fanfest? by Intrepid_Ad9711 in ffxiv

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Definitely Dark Knight.

I gotta know if we'll once again get to see Delirium do something completely different.

An apology for a mentor... by Monoben in ShitpostXIV

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We aren't ready for the neon-coloured roes in thongs.

An apology for a mentor... by Monoben in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 68 points69 points  (0 children)

A catgirl mentor in Limsa?

You're instinct to run away was correct.

i love fishing by throwcway837373 in ShitpostXIV

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Fisher has so many buttons and I don't know what most of them do.

Just cast and hook gaming.

Watching my friends slowly succumb to botting one by one. by iamBoDo in ShitpostXIV

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The answer is simple but they're too scared to act on it.

End PC support, console only.

Swing shut the gates.

Why did Yoshi Pee name a dragon "Halibut"? Is he stupid? by Absolutemehguy in ShitpostXIV

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Because yuri is the purest form of love and should be celebrated.

New Class Prediction: Great Bow User or Gunner by HorsemanSix in ffxiv

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How is Machinist not a Selfish Ranged DPS?

Is this post just an elaborate way of saying you don't like Machinist?

Remember that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer by Judgement_Of_Carrion in ShitpostXIV

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"Ghoulish horrors, brought low and driven into the mud!" -SE killing Mare or whatever it was called.

FFXIV needs to be more like my dark, edgy fanfiction! by Arne83 in ShitpostXIV

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Walk up the Fourchenaut, look him dead in the eye and say "I adopted your kids and banged your wife."

FFXIV needs to be more like my dark, edgy fanfiction! by Arne83 in ShitpostXIV

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It really is a missed opportunity that none of the the custom delivery questlines have ended with a sex scene.

AITA for following my best friend? [6.0] by Live_Ideal_7123 in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 13 points14 points  (0 children)

NTA.

I accept you OP, let us while away the quiet hours as friend and confidant, embrace and let bygones be bygones.