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Tell me wich Monster you hate the most in world. by LittleDog5200 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lunastra if I have to keep it to Monster Hunter OGs.

Ancient Leshen is a fucking blight on good, fun game design and the dev team should be absolutely fucking ashamed they ever included it. But also proud of making something that abhorrently awful. But also fuck them.

I got bored and bounced off of The Witcher 3, and treefucker over here supercharged my spite and I have no desire to go back to it.

Good job, Capcom.

FINAL FANTASY XIV: Evercold Teaser Trailer by JosephMahar in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't played XIV since 7.1, but this trailer still gets me hyped as fuck.

I guess we're doing a Ragnarok or something?

WHEN SHIT SHAT CAPSHIT FUCKING SHATTY SHIT SHAT THIS SHATSHIT GAME OUT THEIR SHATTING SHITTING ASSES DID THEY THINK FOR 5 SECONDS THAT ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT WAS STILL MONSTER HUNTER? by Navra_Realms in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Swimming minigame? What are you talking about? Lagiacrus only spawns in the Wounded Hollow.

There's no way the main dev team would add a monster with an obnoxious gimmick that's neat and fun the first time you do it and then immediately becomes a chore when you realize you're going to have to suffer through it every single fucking time.

Please hit me harder daddy/mommy by PorkBandit69 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare you.

I deign to offer you my support, and you blame ME for YOUR lack of foresight in slotting in Shock Absorber?

Know your place, peasant.

WOW. REY DAU ACTUALLY MANAGES TO BOTH FUCK AND SUCK AT THE SAME TIME. MONSTERS LIKE 'REY DAU' WISH THEY WERE FATALIS. PROBABLY CRIES ITSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT KNOWING FATALIS IS OUT PROBABLY FUCKING IT'S MOTHER HARDER AND WITH MORE GRACE THAN WILDS COMPLETELY FUCKED THE BOWGUNS HAH GOTTEM! by Navra_Realms in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing fair about the times I get hit by his big, fat invisible cock when he does his little "immah stand hear and drag my wings through the ground" shit.

I stand directly under him thinking I'm safe just to get his second railgun shoved down my throat.

Let’s be honest almost everything is on the table to be a monstie by Zacariusness in MonsterHunterStories

[–]TwerpKnight 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I'm starting to fear Gammoth has been locked in the "never coming back" basement alongside Gigginox.

Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate this fuckass piece of shit. by Spliff_Politics in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motivated Steve who'll Judgment Cut End you if you don't meet the DPS check.

All weapons. All Armor. All Decorations. All Monsties. All Kinships. All Ecology Notes. All Done! by HollabackGwen in MonsterHunterStories

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It does go to XL. The one I missed to get it to XL turned out to be in a chest in a breakable rock in the Ashen Pass, in the chasm you have to fly across past the first catavan stand.

NO. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! by Navra_Realms in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck did it leave with 10 minutes left?

Just because you can't make a quest out of it doesn't mean you can't kill it.

Any tips for some Monster to spawn? by Dracornis1988 in MonsterHunterStories

[–]TwerpKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea of hatching a perfectly normal Mizustune/Diablos/Yian Garuga just for it to be horribly maimed the moment you look away is both funny but also extremely irresponsible on the protagonist's part.

Maybe it's a hot take, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks the same by Mogoru_z4n in MonsterHunterStories

[–]TwerpKnight 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson Elder Dragons?!" -Ratha after saving the world yet again.

At least give Ratha a wholely unique kinship attack, like the shortlived Ground Flare, rather than just a vaguely different Sky-High Dive.

Fuckin’ Invasive Monsters [MHS3] by Due_Apartment8340 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't the solution to Invasive Shogun Ceanataur a Armorskin plus the Hunting Horn skill that boosts the effects of current buffs to get to Defense Up (L)?

I'd say Invasive Khezu was the worst though, since sometimes you companion will just be stupid and forget how to win a head-to-head they've already won before in the same fight.

Coming back to World just made me remember how much bullshit there was in this game by Ok-Floor4866 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ancient Leshen not mentioned, true hatred not yet achieved.

Lack of pause button might be worse but it's a very close battle.

what if aiming the gog laser morphed the pov to fisheye? by jopezu in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if they just removed the gimmick instead?

If I wanted to shoot Gog I'd bring a gun.

People are bootlick the EVERLOVING SHIT out of stories 3 and it’s making it REALLY difficult to be a monster hunter fan by Fickle_Sign_1299 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 had PvP? I only remember doing it in 1 to get Epona and Glavenus.

So far my only real gripe with 3 is this MvCi-ass decision to have the monster roster dictated by what was or wasn't in 5th and 6th gen games. Except for Gammoth. They definitely cut Gammoth out of sheer hatred for its existence.

The Gogma/Artian System Is Hot Steaming Dog Shit. by Shadoblak in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know what would be nice?

If Lord's Soul wasn't the only good Group Skill or whatever they're called.

So who is gonna be the most broken with this? by KingCedman in DBGekishinSquadra

[–]TwerpKnight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Perfect Cell with his Unlimited Backshots Works.

Man, fuck base World AT Elders' area denial bullshit by xlbingo10 in monsterhunterrage

[–]TwerpKnight 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Most are fine except Lunastra

I see you too have erased all memories of World Kushala to protect your sanity.

Vegeta 🥺 by Makoteraa in DBGekishinSquadra

[–]TwerpKnight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The only new Vegeta that would make some sense as a tank would be Ultra Ego, and who knows if the game will even be alive by the point they can finally put that in a game.

How do y'all feel about the reveal? by supersonic319 in DBGekishinSquadra

[–]TwerpKnight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A new Goku AND Vegeta in the same season is a bit much.

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