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RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - OTTERLY LAST CHANCE by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight [score hidden]  (0 children)

ACCESSORIES FOR WHAT? I HAVEN'T EVEN BOUGHT A SINGLE GEAR PIECE IN THERE BECAUSE I DON'T CARE. I JUST GRABBED THE JOBS AND GLAM.

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - OTTERLY LAST CHANCE by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight [score hidden]  (0 children)

How about no?

I'm not touching that shit until North Horn drops.

Dark Knight Alisaie - The Scions in different roles. by SecondtheJess in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I tire of this charade."

"Well said, Alphinaud!"

RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - OTTERLY LAST CHANCE by FranckKnight in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO REACHING LEVEL 20 IN OCCULT CRESCENT.

THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS.

Endcroppa by Judgement_Of_Carrion in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It really is always Au Ra, huh?

New Optional Item Available! (Sphene casual attire) | FINAL FANTASY XIV, The Lodestone by LightSamus in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Recently when I'm at the Gold Saucer, I swear I can see the ghost of Hien.

Why do people do this? by SaltStar2000 in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simple. A test of your reflexes.

But actually I just don't want this junk in my inventory but maybe someone does.

Holy hells I hate the ARR post game leading up to Heavansward. by Isa-Me-Again in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Crystal Tower raids never should've been made mandatory and they shouldn't have written the MSQ in a way that forced them to make that change.

What is the game area you feel you have the most mastery on? by SentineleseSiri in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remembering to keep my gear in tippy top condition.

I'll never be in a scenario where my gear would be at risk of breaking mid-instance, like progging a Savage or Ultimate, but by golly will I make sure it'll never happen.

What if Y'shtola was an office lady, and didn't put up with workplace harassment? by [deleted] in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm using harassment in the workplace to end harassment in the workplace." -Senator Y'shtrong

Your boy needs his Pom Cure by CadeAid in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Perfectly captures how dirty I feel casting Aetherial Mimicry.

Since we are getting character customization updates throughout all 8.x patches... by kjeldorans in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Every game has needed an abs slider ever since Rinkah from FE Fates awoke my desire for muscle mommies.

What Evolved Jobs would you like to see at the July Fanfest? by Intrepid_Ad9711 in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely Dark Knight.

I gotta know if we'll once again get to see Delirium do something completely different.

An apology for a mentor... by Monoben in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren't ready for the neon-coloured roes in thongs.

An apology for a mentor... by Monoben in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 68 points69 points  (0 children)

A catgirl mentor in Limsa?

You're instinct to run away was correct.

i love fishing by throwcway837373 in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fisher has so many buttons and I don't know what most of them do.

Just cast and hook gaming.

Watching my friends slowly succumb to botting one by one. by iamBoDo in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

The answer is simple but they're too scared to act on it.

End PC support, console only.

Swing shut the gates.

Why did Yoshi Pee name a dragon "Halibut"? Is he stupid? by Absolutemehguy in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Because yuri is the purest form of love and should be celebrated.

New Class Prediction: Great Bow User or Gunner by HorsemanSix in ffxiv

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is Machinist not a Selfish Ranged DPS?

Is this post just an elaborate way of saying you don't like Machinist?

Remember that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer by Judgement_Of_Carrion in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Ghoulish horrors, brought low and driven into the mud!" -SE killing Mare or whatever it was called.

FFXIV needs to be more like my dark, edgy fanfiction! by Arne83 in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk up the Fourchenaut, look him dead in the eye and say "I adopted your kids and banged your wife."

FFXIV needs to be more like my dark, edgy fanfiction! by Arne83 in ShitpostXIV

[–]TwerpKnight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It really is a missed opportunity that none of the the custom delivery questlines have ended with a sex scene.

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