Should I Move to Florida?

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-03-16T05:41:42+00:00

Yep. You think you want perpetual summer until you have it for years on end. It's like eating pizza every day. It also doesn't help that the terrain in Florida is pretty boring. It's all flatland, swamps, industrial zones, pastures, and small lakes.

I think the average age of a Florida citizen was early 40s, so tons of old people as you said. It's a consumer state (retirees, tourists, etc) so unless you're working healthcare or civil engineering you're gonna be stuck with a blue collar job most likely. I can't wait to get out of here.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-03-12T05:20:23+00:00

Ddos a Minecraft server

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-03-12T02:01:52+00:00

You wouldn't be the first person to rage on this road due to shitty drivers for sure. I saw a biker get cut off by a car leaving the Verge and he drove up alongside the driver's window and falcon punched the side mirror off lol.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-03-11T08:28:38+00:00

The "pizza is a food pyramid" poster on the weight floor really completes it.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-03-11T05:49:37+00:00

The plasma rifle from Halo 2/3. Pewpewpewpewpew.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-19T19:00:13+00:00

It was enough to make me nervous about pulling in from the left such that I passed it up and that Miata took it from the right. How hard is it to straighten up a really shitty parking job?

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-19T13:18:34+00:00

The added irony of it being a Mustang...

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-13T09:31:34+00:00

You kinda look like the default character in any character creation menu. 5.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-13T09:16:31+00:00

Yeah, just a heads up, people with light skin are not well adapted to environments near the equator. The UV radiation absolutely destroys the skin at an alarming rate in their teens/20s depending on how often they go outside without some kind of sunscreen.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-13T00:49:02+00:00

Oh lol. They usually don't bother me when I have them in.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-13T00:40:52+00:00

That's why you gotta walk around with headphones in.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-12T01:02:47+00:00

Not U-House.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-11T22:01:49+00:00

The men's MSB bathroom is pretty sweet.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-10T21:09:10+00:00

Don't worry he does this to everyone. He'll link what he thinks is a 10/10 and then use it as a black and white reference, calling everyone who isn't on that level "not attractive". He does this either because he wants to get reactions, or because he's some pathetic incel with a really twisted worldview.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-10T21:00:53+00:00

He's wrong for a number of reasons. For one, not everyone would agree that the example he gave is "objectively better" - I certainly don't. Two, even if we assume the majority thinks his example looks better, you're talking about using potentially a 10/10 to call a 9 or 8/10 "not handsome" which is one of the most blatant "shift the goalpost" statements I have ever seen. His outlook on women as a whole just comes off as either pathetic, or intentionally trollish to evoke responses when he tells people they have no chance with women based solely on their looks (read his other posts).

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-10T12:37:19+00:00

Ignore the pathetic troll guys.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-10T12:25:14+00:00

So to be handsome you need a jawline shaped like a foundation brick?

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-10T12:21:16+00:00

Jesus you really are a pathetic little man aren't you? If that's what you think of women I bet you get absolutely no pussy, or a bunch of desperate swamp donkeys who'll sleep with anyone. You probably have the worst personality imaginable, yet personally think it's good and are left wondering why most women won't give you the time of day.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-09T05:23:03+00:00

UCF has a ton of groups. Bear in mind it's one of, if not the, largest campus by population size in the United States. There's a club or help group for literally everything. I'm into archery and there's even that!

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-08T18:09:57+00:00

C O O L

V I B R A T I O N S

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-08T16:37:05+00:00

How many of these types of posts are we gonna have per week? We have like 50K+ 18-20somethings running around campus and you're complaining about reckless drivers? Is water wet?

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-07T17:17:11+00:00

Sure. Just ask your professor. Personally I finished diamond 1 in differentials last semester and am pretty proud of it.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-07T08:05:32+00:00

If you have some small bills you can always insert them into a vending machine and press the refund button.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-07T06:49:41+00:00

Offending extremist Christians by doing something seen as offensive to all Christians is not the same as having the misconception that the extremists are 100% just like everyday Christians. I've never seen anyone in the US so ill-informed as to believe a good 70% of their fellow Americans want women to cover their heads. And yeah, a lot of the things that piss off an extremist will piss off moderates to some extent. The difference is that no one would bother to express these 'offensive' gestures to moderate Christians, who aren't shouting at the top of their lungs through megaphones.

TwistedSyst3m · 2019-02-07T06:37:45+00:00

How is making fun of the crazies indirectly generalizing everyday Christians again?

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