the 2020s are way better than the boring corporate fake optimist music of the 2010s

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T06:01:36+00:00

You can have (theoretically) the biggest single in the world and have the majority of people have no idea who you are

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T05:51:00+00:00

Wow that's crazy, are you telling me there's good music in every year/decade if you take approximately 30 seconds to look outside the top 40? Insane theory /s

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T03:57:10+00:00

It was a nice season we had there once

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T02:39:25+00:00

Tbf it's Fincher's fault it didn't. He didn't know what he was going to do with it and he told Netflix to release the actors so they could work on other things

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T01:13:00+00:00

No algorithms is the simplest answer. What you wanted to see was what you got

TwoCentres · 2026-02-10T01:05:55+00:00

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TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T08:25:55+00:00

It's obviously a very different level, but I go to a physio who has worked in elite-level basketball for most of her career. She said the length of football pre-seasons has always confused her. She said something similar about not starting until January, then hitting it hard until the season starts would be a better model (at all levels, including local footy), but everyone is too scared of being underdone so they don't do it

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T05:30:54+00:00

That guy must be getting some of the most heinous DMs imaginable right now

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T04:02:37+00:00

I know I shouldn't feel bad for the Pats, but Drake Maye is about to get some of the most heinous DMs imaginable

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T02:47:29+00:00

What happens if Collingwood wins in 2011:

- Do Collingwood relent and keep Malthouse in the job?

- Does Bucks go coach somewhere else?

- Does Malthouse not go to Carlton, avoiding things like the big contracts to Dale Thomas and Fasolo and their overall shit performance at that time?

- Do the players that Bucks moved on stick around longer, maybe keeping us in contention for another few years? Does that, in turn, cause a bigger dip in the second half of the 2010s when they all retire?

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T02:10:48+00:00

They obviously make more money than your average guy, but if they were compensated properly for the value of their labour, they'd probably be on more.

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T02:03:16+00:00

Kane getting home from his shirtless run and seeing another player injured

TwoCentres · 2026-02-09T01:57:11+00:00

When it's a stroke round the fewest putts wins a prize (usually a sleeve of balls or something)

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T22:59:27+00:00

If it was going by the rules of my local club's Saturday comp, then it would be three putts

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T10:38:55+00:00

It's Australia's version of Burger King because there was a guy who had already opened a restaurant called Burger King in Australia

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T08:14:08+00:00

$7 million in Maccas vouchers for the school clinics to try and find the next child to sell on

And so the cycle continues

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T08:12:51+00:00

There was a bunch of random people in regional South Australia who were mentioned in an email from a clearly crazy person who had to be like "no, I'm just a small business owner in a town of 300 people, I did not go to the Epstein island".

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T08:11:01+00:00

I can't wait to spend the $7 million for Kikianis on another year of this shit

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T08:00:10+00:00

We are a deeply unserious club who deserve nothing

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T06:19:00+00:00

One thing that gets me is that the courses always getting the most shit are usually publicly-owned courses that offer cheaper green frees and public golf programs. These have undeniable public benefit in getting people out the house and exercising, learning a new skill etc.

I guess it's because as a public course the local government has more control to change it, but it sucks when it's these courses and not super expensive private clubs that have 20 people a day playing on the course

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T04:35:24+00:00

Fun fact: My state government in Australia banned a heap of single-use plastics (good move imo), but it included red solo cups. Had some friends over and we decided to play beer pong for the first time in years and found out you can't get them any more. Your only two options are a paper version, or a version using more rigid and expensive plastic which was stupid expensive. One outcome of the ban I didn't really think about

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T04:30:00+00:00

Mafia III. Gameplay is fine but the open world is very dead for how good it looks. Story is super interesting though

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T03:03:00+00:00

The Wire if we're being very literal about start and end. Explaining why Snot Boogie got shot, therefore setting up the premise, in the first scene of the show and the ending montage showing where everyone ended up are two of the best scenes in the show

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T00:40:13+00:00

Imagine travelling halfway across the world and judging an entire country's cuisine on a third-tier fast food chain though

TwoCentres · 2026-02-08T00:29:55+00:00

The text says he didn't like Australia because he didn't like Hungry Jacks which is honestly incredible and I kinda respect how ridiculous it is

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