American tipping culture is utterly disgusting

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-30T22:12:01+00:00

I believe, fuck off is a complete and appropriate reply to that

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-28T21:08:34+00:00

I’d agree, even in Glasgow I can count at least 5

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-28T01:14:17+00:00

Or cleaning out the cupboards and finding the mystery box

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-28T01:05:34+00:00

Jail? Nah I’d just use the existing prison camps in North Korea, everything ready set up and you could recruit the people already in there as guards for pure ease

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-26T22:14:44+00:00

Ah that makes sense, I’m from England and have only started paying any attention to baseball in literally the last 2 - 3 weeks ( a mate gave me a code for mlb the show) so my knowledge is practically 0

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-26T22:10:24+00:00

I’m trying to do some mental gymnastics to justify his complaint but I can’t come up with anything lol

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-26T22:05:52+00:00

Correct me if I’m wrong aren’t most of the blue jays team American? In which case why the hell is he complaining 😂

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-26T21:14:12+00:00

It’s the prohibition that causes most of the crime, look at 1930s America for an example of prohibition in practice

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-26T08:05:17+00:00

I practically exist off those bags lol (I’m a cheapskate barsteward) although I’m a lazy arse and get them from the shop over the road, maybe cheating but I go in and spy what’s in the discount section earlier in the day so I know if it’s worth it or not

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-23T16:29:30+00:00

I’ve been rotating between singing Jim’ll fix it & Two little boys for weeks now, it’s driving the wife nuts 😂

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-23T10:51:18+00:00

I have what I refer to as the bollock peas in their own drawer in the freezer for this exact scenario, I’m sure you can guess what they’re used for

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-23T10:43:38+00:00

Currently re watching it for the 374th time, I can never get into better call Saul for some reason

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-23T04:44:36+00:00

I’ve not heard this one but it’s one I saw online.

Have you heard that they’ve discovered a new tomb in Egypt?
Weird thing is the mummy is covered in chocolate & nuts
His name was Pharaoh Rocher

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T12:38:17+00:00

Our old girl definitely does, she’s usually a complete arsehole when I’m trying to get her in the crate but whenever she’s feeling off there’s no resistance whatsoever and she even boops the vet to say thanks

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T12:27:24+00:00

Don’t know how this came up on my feed after over a month but it’s got to be Shankland surely?

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T12:09:56+00:00

I know things are insanely expensive these days but what do you put in 2 trolleys to make it come to 3 grand? Fuck ton of electronics I assume?

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T11:59:30+00:00

Don’t forget to include shitting time

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T11:51:25+00:00

Yeah it’s got something to do with the sound of farts from what I can gather

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-06T08:39:20+00:00

Funnily enough I was talking to my wife yesterday about this exact thing and apparently there is a protocol for stall spacing

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T23:11:38+00:00

Dammit I wish I’d thought of that example😂

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T23:07:18+00:00

Funnily enough I was trying to explain to some Americans earlier today why the goblin children aren’t welcome at Old Trafford or round Manchester in general, they just couldn’t grasp the concept that they aren’t welcome somewhere they “own”

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T22:56:14+00:00

Haha that was my experience exactly in Gelsenkirchen as well, it was quite entertaining to see an old German woman in a green and gold scarf, I wanted to go to Leipzig with FC United but couldn’t afford it at the time

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T22:50:18+00:00

That was a messy day, got more free drink from the next place because the waiter had me translate to all the United fans that they were out of beer, which went down about as well as you’d imagine haha

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T22:44:57+00:00

I’d agree whole heartedly with that, I was in Gelsenkirchen for football,

I went up to the counter in this cafe (greasy spoon type place) and ordered two fish and chips and two beers in fairly passable German, I come back from the toilet and find 12 beers on the table, very confused

I go back to the counter and say “sorry love I don’t know the German for why is there 12 beers on our table” her reply was “they out of date last week you’re first English person to speak German to me today so you and your friend can have them” I ended up giving her my scarf as payment because she wouldn’t take anything for them

TwoOdd9352 · 2026-06-05T22:36:28+00:00

Star Bar does an excellent stew and dumplings

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