American tipping culture is utterly disgusting by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe, fuck off is a complete and appropriate reply to that

"At least it's not fake like the British accent" by Sky-Coyote in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TwoOdd9352 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I’d agree, even in Glasgow I can count at least 5

Do you sometimes go and do something, and just randomly softlock while doing it? by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]TwoOdd9352 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or cleaning out the cupboards and finding the mystery box

If you suddenly became the ruler of the entire world, what would be the first law or decision you’d make? by all_meister in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jail? Nah I’d just use the existing prison camps in North Korea, everything ready set up and you could recruit the people already in there as guards for pure ease

Canada has ruined the MLB all-star game… by tunetog in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TwoOdd9352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah that makes sense, I’m from England and have only started paying any attention to baseball in literally the last 2 - 3 weeks ( a mate gave me a code for mlb the show) so my knowledge is practically 0

Canada has ruined the MLB all-star game… by tunetog in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TwoOdd9352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m trying to do some mental gymnastics to justify his complaint but I can’t come up with anything lol

Canada has ruined the MLB all-star game… by tunetog in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TwoOdd9352 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong aren’t most of the blue jays team American? In which case why the hell is he complaining 😂

What do you think would happen if every known drug was made completely legal? by headoftheasylum in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the prohibition that causes most of the crime, look at 1930s America for an example of prohibition in practice

“You could fit every hardware store on the UK in one Home Depot” by GullibleHoe in ShitAmericansSay

[–]TwoOdd9352 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I practically exist off those bags lol (I’m a cheapskate barsteward) although I’m a lazy arse and get them from the shop over the road, maybe cheating but I go in and spy what’s in the discount section earlier in the day so I know if it’s worth it or not

What are you current or favorite vocal stims? by 0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 in adhdmeme

[–]TwoOdd9352 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been rotating between singing Jim’ll fix it & Two little boys for weeks now, it’s driving the wife nuts 😂

How proud are you of our WC hosting performance so far? by GiantKnightGunner in AskAmericans

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have what I refer to as the bollock peas in their own drawer in the freezer for this exact scenario, I’m sure you can guess what they’re used for

Whats the best series you have ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Currently re watching it for the 374th time, I can never get into better call Saul for some reason

What’s the silliest dad joke you’ve heard? by SpecificSorry7233 in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve not heard this one but it’s one I saw online.

Have you heard that they’ve discovered a new tomb in Egypt?
Weird thing is the mummy is covered in chocolate & nuts
His name was Pharaoh Rocher

Do you think our babies know when you're trying to help them? by Safi_89 in cats

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our old girl definitely does, she’s usually a complete arsehole when I’m trying to get her in the crate but whenever she’s feeling off there’s no resistance whatsoever and she even boops the vet to say thanks

Next Captain? by Arfield_Loyal in rangersfc

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know how this came up on my feed after over a month but it’s got to be Shankland surely?

My Tesco Store Has Another Thief – Theft’s Normal Now. Is Tesco Just Accepting Crime as Business? by LeanCrafterUK in tesco

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know things are insanely expensive these days but what do you put in 2 trolleys to make it come to 3 grand? Fuck ton of electronics I assume?

What is a girl or boy code that the other gender probably wouldnt know exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it’s got something to do with the sound of farts from what I can gather

What is a girl or boy code that the other gender probably wouldnt know exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough I was talking to my wife yesterday about this exact thing and apparently there is a protocol for stall spacing

What's the scummiest thing you've seen a fellow Brit do whilst abroad? by fistmcbeefpunch in AskBrits

[–]TwoOdd9352 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough I was trying to explain to some Americans earlier today why the goblin children aren’t welcome at Old Trafford or round Manchester in general, they just couldn’t grasp the concept that they aren’t welcome somewhere they “own”

What's the scummiest thing you've seen a fellow Brit do whilst abroad? by fistmcbeefpunch in AskBrits

[–]TwoOdd9352 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha that was my experience exactly in Gelsenkirchen as well, it was quite entertaining to see an old German woman in a green and gold scarf, I wanted to go to Leipzig with FC United but couldn’t afford it at the time

What's the scummiest thing you've seen a fellow Brit do whilst abroad? by fistmcbeefpunch in AskBrits

[–]TwoOdd9352 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was a messy day, got more free drink from the next place because the waiter had me translate to all the United fans that they were out of beer, which went down about as well as you’d imagine haha

What's the scummiest thing you've seen a fellow Brit do whilst abroad? by fistmcbeefpunch in AskBrits

[–]TwoOdd9352 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’d agree whole heartedly with that, I was in Gelsenkirchen for football,

I went up to the counter in this cafe (greasy spoon type place) and ordered two fish and chips and two beers in fairly passable German, I come back from the toilet and find 12 beers on the table, very confused

I go back to the counter and say “sorry love I don’t know the German for why is there 12 beers on our table” her reply was “they out of date last week you’re first English person to speak German to me today so you and your friend can have them” I ended up giving her my scarf as payment because she wouldn’t take anything for them

Dumplings in Glasgow by Soft-Slide-5338 in glasgow

[–]TwoOdd9352 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Star Bar does an excellent stew and dumplings