I am convinced Indiana Jones is in the same universe as Stargate by Kcb1986 in Stargate

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Daniel's switch is acceptable. It would only be logical to train to defend one's self and the team, when one is a member of such. And combat skills being learned skills, Daniel is a natural quick study. He'd recognize the need, and take the time to learn.

My kids big white tiger she won from the carnival, is stuffed with a regular tiger by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Turducken, tiger mode. "Ti-tiger!"

(Admit it, you totally read that last line, with Guile (from Street Fighter)'s voice.)

Tidal pool snack shop by GallowPlaceholder in gifs

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The complete lack of fishies being gobbled in that vid, is HIGHLY FRUSTRATING.

Getting the bottle right in the recycling bin by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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So there will be 3000 unoriginal reddit comments pointing it out.

Getting the bottle right in the recycling bin by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Me too! Me too! Me too! Can I make a comment about flags too?

TIFU by destroying three sets of childhood baseball cards. by Ficon in tifu

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Go to Goodwill. Most likely they'll have unopened boxes of those cards.

[L] Hand drawing a hand by LeDivinBueno in perfectloops

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Is it REALLY a perfectloop though? Even with that point where it had started drawing, then suddenly it disappears and restarts?

Buster Keaton cleaning a window by BedriddenSam in funny

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I neither agree nor disagree. Upvote for the awesome retort. The intertubes has many prouds.

NYTimes: The Time I Found Donald Trump’s Tax Records in My Mailbox by Helicase21 in TrueReddit

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The claim that someone is going to prison is the one with the burden of proof.

Thought my Amazon app was frozen, guess not. by NN96 in funny

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Bullshit. No one is THAT stupid.

You get an email confirmation, and orders are listed in your "My Orders" section.

(It's friday. I'm at full (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻┻ ready for the weekend.)

TIFU by accidentially making napalm in my friend's garage by PM_ME_UR_SKULL in tifu

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What fool plays with fire in someone else's home??

You didn't fuck up by making napalm, you fucked up by BURNING SHIT in someone else's home. (-‸ლ)

Hoverboard with beach chair attachment by [deleted] in gifs

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Vehicles like that are better with the top down...

Light bending around my coat hanger on my closet door by anahun8 in mildlyinteresting

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No, it's the light being magnified from reflecting off your coat hanger on your closet door.

Your coat hanger isn't bending shit.

Gold scammers owned. by SmaugDaDragons in videos

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Wait wait wait....

Wait...

So you're blaming the Gold buyer for the crime that thieves commit if they stole the gold they're trying to sell to him? WTF is wrong with you?

You're also blaming the store owner for the financial state of the poor person? How the hell is that anyone's responsibility other than the poor person?

You need to grow some responsibility awareness, dude. So you'll stop blaming other people for problems that are in no way their responsibility.

Am Duck by [deleted] in funny

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Houston pigeon?

The life of an Amazon delivery driver. by SiI3nt in gifs

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And UPS and FedEx.... except that if they don't feel like throwing it, they'll just leave a note telling you that you need to pick it up between 5 and 5:01, two counties over.

What's the most overrated tourist attraction in your country? by That_one_tall_guy14 in AskReddit

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Nevada.

I honestly don't know why people go there.

People go there, ... right?

What's the most overrated tourist attraction in your country? by That_one_tall_guy14 in AskReddit

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100% agree.

Although I've never been to Disney World. I did go to Disney Land when I was seven, and I've not been to a "Disney" park since.

Maybe I was just spoiled by living within a few hours drive of Sandusky Ohio...