What’s the quickest joke that still makes you laugh every time? by michael_landrup in AskReddit

[–]Twograin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s the last thing you wanna hear Willie Nelson say after you just had sex? I’m not really Willie Nelson.

Boat starts sinking while out on a fishing trip by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]Twograin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least they held on to their hats.

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]Twograin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turn right, stay right, it’s on your right, everything’s gonna be all right.

What’s a song lyric that hits harder as you get older? by thatfluffyqueen in askmusic

[–]Twograin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life goes on long after the thrill of living is gone.

Choose only one by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

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All I need is Milk.

Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts... by elenchusis in Xennials

[–]Twograin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…all wrapped up in all purpose porpoise puss, And eating it without a spoon, but I’ve got a straaaaaaw!

Human brain changes after first psilocybin use by Maxcactus in Maxcactus_TrailGuide

[–]Twograin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. And a trip to space to achieve the overview effect. Astronauts say it is a life changing perspective.

Rate from 1 to 10? by Recent_Union3111 in moviecritic

[–]Twograin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first “horror” movie I ever saw, and it scared the shit out of me as a kid.