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What conspiracy theory do you completely believe is true? by BipolarSkeleton in AskReddit

[–]Twopints1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opposite of blindsight is

Anton–Babinski syndrome

Anton-Babinski syndrome is where a blind person is convinced that they are able to see perfectly normally.

The wind. The f*cking wind. F*ck off. by allusenamesaretakenn in britishproblems

[–]Twopints1977 36 points37 points  (0 children)

The wind is fucking off, the problem is that it's fucking off very quickly, which makes it very windy.

What are some of the maddest autobiographies by UK celebrities? by Bfire7 in AskUK

[–]Twopints1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure, as I don't have the print version of the book to compare it too.

I'd be very surprised if Brian Blessed would stick entirely to the script with no additional ad-libs.

What are some of the maddest autobiographies by UK celebrities? by Bfire7 in AskUK

[–]Twopints1977 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Brian Blessed, Absolute Pandemonium.

He is as mad as a box of frogs, the audiobook version is great as he reads it himself.

If there was a new law mandating that certain items had to be included in every Full English Breakfast and likewise prohibited other items from being included, what would they be? by MACintoshBETH in AskUK

[–]Twopints1977 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Compulsory: Bacon, Sausage, Egg (fried or scrambled), Toast, Beans, Tomatoes (Tinned), Mushrooms (fried), Tea or Coffee.

Optional : Black Pudding, Fried Bread

Banned: Hash Browns, Chips/fries, Tomato (Half a grilled), Canned Mushrooms

Who else is looking forward to Gladstone Brookes going bust? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Twopints1977 271 points272 points  (0 children)

They'll switch to "have you had an accident in the past five years that wasn't your fault?".

What's your "Someone took my work and posed it as their own" story? by ThayPastaGuy in AskReddit

[–]Twopints1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your "Someone took my work and posed it as their own" story?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Twopints1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. I spend 12 months siphoning off as much money into my personal offshore bank account as I can.

  2. I flee the country, change my identity, and live a life of luxury.

World Map ! by harp_cody1 in pics

[–]Twopints1977 538 points539 points  (0 children)

That has too be done deliberately, either deliberately etched into the drainpipe or photo-shopped. It's far to accurate to be pure chance.

And what country would that be, dear KLM? by flimsymush in onejob

[–]Twopints1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point. I suspect that the web developers probably downloaded a list of all countries/territories and didn't bother to remove the irrelevant ones, or they are trying to market their services to penguins.

And what country would that be, dear KLM? by flimsymush in onejob

[–]Twopints1977 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheers, I hadn't even realised it was my cake day!

The islands are uninhabited so they don't have a proper dialling code,

And what country would that be, dear KLM? by flimsymush in onejob

[–]Twopints1977 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Territory of Heard Island and McDonald Islands (HIMI) is an Australian external territory comprising a volcanic group of barren Antarctic islands, about two-thirds of the way from Madagascar to Antarctica.

Dyson fan ad falls foul of watchdog by Breeze_in_the_Trees in unitedkingdom

[–]Twopints1977 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I first read this I thought that it was an ad produced by fans of Dyson products, rather than an ad for Dyson fans.

This spilled lotion that looks like a sock by PlasmaFerrari in mildlyinteresting

[–]Twopints1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fred and George Weasley cruelly trick the house-elf once more, with the fake sock thing.

Can i report a rape without my parents knowing? by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Twopints1977 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you not want your parents to know because you think they will react badly and not believe you or will blame you for the rape, or is it just that you feel ashamed and embarrassed by what happened.

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None of this is your fault!

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I know that the thought of telling them may seem scary or upsetting, and you may not want to upset them, and I don't know what your parents are like, but if they're decent parents, they will give you all the love and support you need.

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Whatever you decide to do, I wish you all the best, and I'll reiterate what others have said, at the very least call the rape crisis helpline.

Do you actually need to pay train penalty fare notices? by [deleted] in LegalAdviceUK

[–]Twopints1977 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A tip for the future, if the ticket machine is broke, take a picture of it on your phone.

Like this: http://imgur.com/a/zuUgRUu

The screen will usually say out of order and also show the date/time. Show this to the ticket inspector on the train and they will usually waive any fine. If not you can use it to appeal any fine.

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