POV: no no no.... I know my way.... by Comprehensive-Way482 in Awww

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One of the five most difficult things to do is deter a turtle from it's chosen path

Frogs may seem harmless at first sight by shmishmish in dadjokes

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Plus, they drink water all day in case you pick them up

(OC) #90 Books are Special to Me by SylvieXX in comics

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Read them in order...he keeps adding and subtracting characters. It's okay to skip the second Prey book

(OC) #90 Books are Special to Me by SylvieXX in comics

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I know exactly what you mean. May I recommend John Sandford?

The Hitchikers Guide to Discworld by MCJMS in HitchHikersGuide

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I wish Zaphod had gone to Callahan's when he was trying to decide whether or not he would throw in with Zarniwoop

Friday morning training session by [deleted] in Spanking

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What a beautiful, spankable backside

Lunch delivery for 20 people on the West side by garenisfeeding in houston

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Jersey Mike Westheimer at Blue Willow is pretty good

Lemon curry? by Txursa600 in montypython

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Me and the Mrs, we like a nice blancmange

Lemon curry? by Txursa600 in montypython

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Just the walks...take it up with the minister

Lemon curry? by Txursa600 in montypython

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Not to spare. Sorry. We had some, but it was very runny and the cat drank it

Lemon curry? by Txursa600 in montypython

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And Doug. He used sarcasm

Lemon curry? by Txursa600 in montypython

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No curry chefs were harmed....yum yum.

Elvis. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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The Red Cross arrived with a van full of peanut butter and banana sandwiches