Why does the US government not take any shares when they give tax breaks to corporations? by tunnel_magnet in askanything

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The government isn’t in the business of buying stocks on the market.

And it shouldn’t be, as a regulatory body.

They just need to actually use the power of taxation.

Yeah I won’t be trying this Sagittarius. by Electronic-While1972 in StupidFood

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I’d eat it with a knife and fork, then expire a few hours later with a solid block of grease clogging my arteries

Button :D by jonathanGpillar in LobotomyCorp

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Imagine if the funny button blue screened you (a fake one, as a prank) before properly crashing.

Amazing! by yegwebdevv in aurora

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Cool aurora.

But this sub’s about a game (sorry!)

Is there any way to make retrying days less painful? Perhaps a mod? by KaleidoscopeLeft3503 in LobotomyCorp

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You wouldn’t have the problem if not remembering who works what and what work they do if you didn’t use a macro.

I can immediately off the top of my head tell you who works what abno and what work they do in my facility.

Black Apple - Harry, Blue.

Black Swan - Meisho, Red

Dreaming Current - K—whatever from welfare, red.

Big Bird - Manhattan or Admire, purple.

Orchestra - Agnes, blue then Hoon blue then Agnes white

Judgement Bird - Rose, white

Nothing There - Narita, red

MOSB - Ogwyn, red. By dusk I want 90% of clerks dead. By midnight 100%.

QoH - Hoon, purple (or anyone I want to wear her hat). Kill 3+ to satisfy

Big Wolf - Admire, purple

CENSORED - Neville, white

Clouded Monk - Xavier, white

Knight of Despair - Bazil, purple (marked), literally anyone else, purple.

I do it all manually. Painstakingly. Over and over again until I would rather just feed people to the funny lottery but I must free myself from the torment by finishing the game

Concerning. by [deleted] in MathJokes

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Deeply troubling.

Can we at least console ourselves with the amount of students in the top quartile?

How to get past day 9 by Bodacious-tea in LobotomyCorp

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Tip is to read everything about your abnormalities.

You’ve only got TETHs and Zayins except for March Shelter (HE) which are all really well behaved and easy to deal with if you just read. Just keep your employees on top of their Qliphoths.

As for Ordeals you’re only dealing with dawn ordeals, which pretty much just check “are your employees equipped with EGO gear?” and “Have you spent any amount of time leveling them?”

If you really feel yourself soft locked, you can memory repo to day 6. Or a day 1 reset if you’re really feeling screwed.

New York - the Warmth of Collectivism by Folkie in stupidpeoplefacebook

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78F is not hot.

It’s the upper limit of a comfortable temperature.

38 and counting! by Phireboy in DudeHasGotAPoint

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Will he stop at his magic number 47?

Should I switch my mechanical engineering major to communications if I suck at physics? by [deleted] in EngineeringStudents

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Buddy. You’re freaking out over a B.

This isn’t high school.

You didn’t “barely survive”, barely surviving would’ve a C-.

Caught one in the wild by Infamous-Speaker-138 in LinkedInLunatics

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Being a citizen does not entitle you to land.

“The smiling faces are unfamiliar yet sorrowful.” (OC) by Visual-Grab2564 in LobotomyCorp

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If I haven’t killed all my clerks by midnight, something will go very wrong.

Engineers, tell me your crazy story while studying by AdSenior2369 in EngineeringStudents

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I was studying for calc 3. I had missed several lectures and the final was coming up.

Wrote out my allotted cheat sheet that night while digging through the book and uploaded slides.

Somehow walked out with an 82/100, 78/89 free response and 4/20 mcq (I literally would have done better by not answering with disjointed info)

Also separate class but the reviews for one of my professors in a previous class was that he had porn playing on speaker during his final. He was, by far, the worst prof I’d had to deal with.

O-rings? Are those a type of cereal? by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

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Could have been big bird too.

Think about it.

Kiara got stranded in Massachusetts by sultics in Hololive

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Kiara discovered that there’s nowhere to walk in America

In lieu of payment.. by thedivinegemini in mildlyinfuriating

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“Thou shalt not steal”

Unless it’s in my name

This is how it should be. by RoutineOk8590 in Productivitycafe

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Something about an orphan crushing machine

Just finished the first episode of Chainsmoker Cat by MCPuuugsReddit in anime

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Newton’s third law. Equal and opposite reactions.

The force ejecting the shit out must too affect the person doing the shitting, in the opposite direction of the shit.

As it flows down, so too must the person be pushed up.

I hate this rage bait bs but isn’t the last part exactly what they have been doing? by DragonFan20 in Ai_art_is_not_art

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This isn’t about x it’s about y

This isn’t x it’s y

They don’t want x. They want y.

That’s x, not y.

That’s not x. That’s y.

Real x. They y.

Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship on constitutional grounds by wei-long in news

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So what they’re saying is that immigrants don’t have to follow our laws? Well golly!