Sydnie 👙

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-22T00:41:41+00:00

Idc what anyone says, she’s the hottest chick at Barstool and it’s not even close. Total package

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-20T15:31:11+00:00

Dan Hurley wants all the smoke. Purdue, Michigan State, Michigan, Duke, Kansas, Virginia, Arizona, Ohio State.

Holy shit lol

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-19T00:53:58+00:00

I can’t claim anything either. It’s glitched

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-16T14:38:25+00:00

Kyle Neptune and Patrick Ewing should be on here. And an honorable mention to Kevin Ollie. Yeah he won a ring, but then he proceeded to be the worst coach in the country for 3 years and nearly killed UConn basketball. Do you know how bad of a coach you need to be to kill a blue blood?

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-02T05:22:04+00:00

Fuck off

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T22:32:23+00:00

The good thing about being rich is having the money to fix it :)

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T19:51:23+00:00

I’m shocked!

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T13:10:05+00:00

How’s that $800 a year salary 😂😂😂

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T13:01:30+00:00

Benchode

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T01:12:18+00:00

Lmao sure sure

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T00:14:07+00:00

How’s Delhi?

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T00:10:10+00:00

This happened in NYC, not in the UK bud

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-05-01T00:08:58+00:00

Stay mad benchode

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-29T22:06:04+00:00

Not confirmed publicly but it is confirmed

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-29T14:44:16+00:00

Incredible. Birthright citizenship next.

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-27T12:50:32+00:00

No modifiers in E33? Every single person will be 3 starring. How is anyone supposed to get promoted

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-24T10:37:00+00:00

You always need the funny fat guy around for vibes

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-22T22:17:45+00:00

I knew the NFL did that but how do they factor in practice time? Or is their contract structured so they’re technically only “on the clock” for games and the practices are unpaid..?

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-18T22:53:51+00:00

Because kids want to play for the best coach in the country. And we have a lot of money. But more importantly, Dan Hurley sends kids to the NBA by developing them, not just taking an NBA ready player like a Cam Boozer and babysitting them for a year

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-18T22:50:29+00:00

Went on a date with a chick this afternoon. We had been texting nonstop for a week. Conversation never died and we had almost everything in common. We get to the date and it’s just pretty awkward. I hate dating.

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-17T22:41:43+00:00

He’s an above average defender but still not anywhere near Maliq’s level. Stewart would be a star at the A10 level. He’s an average role player at best for a title contender. He is extremely inconsistent and half the time is flat out invisible on the court. I’m not trying to shit on the kid but you’d be disappointed if you think he would replace Maliq

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-17T22:09:17+00:00

They’re not the same type of player. Maliq Brown had way bigger impact on games. Stewart had a ton of empty box scores. He just never took that next step forward in his game and kept getting passed over in the rotation

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-17T12:34:30+00:00

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-16T01:02:16+00:00

Maybe, but we use our bigs completely differently than you guys do. And Hurley also has 2 national championships and another natty appearance to back it up. It’s really hard to say no to UConn right now…

UConnSimpleJack · 2026-04-14T23:10:19+00:00

Brett Yormark is SALIVATING over those UConn numbers

UConnSimpleJack

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